The Mad Scientist Ruins Sports


[THUNDER AND LIGHTNING] [EVIL LAUGHTER] >>IGOR, COME HERE.>>NO MASTER. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR NEWEST EVIL
CREATION! OKAY?>>RELAX IGOR. I MERELY IMPROVING AN OLD INVENTION; SPORTS.>>OH, THOSE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD.>>I’M MAKING THEM EVIL.>>OKAY. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE SPORTS EVIL?>>I STARTED BY CREATING A REFEREE.>>OKAY, I GET IT.>>NOW, HE WAS KIND OF TRICKY. HIS JOB IS TO RIG EVERY GAME AGAINST BOTH
TEAMS.>>WELL THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!>>YES, BUT HE DOES IT. I GAVE HIM THE EYESIGHT OF A MOLE AND THE
JUDGMENT SKILLS OF U.S. CONGRESS.>>BUT HE’LL NEVER REMEMBER THE RULES.>>WHY WOULD I TEACH HIM THE RULES? OH HE’S GOING THE WRONG WAY, BLESS HIS HEART.>>SAD.>>THIS ONE IS CALLED A FAN. NOW, HE SUFFERS FROM TWO GREAT DELUSIONS. FIRST THAT HIS TEAM WILL DO REALLY WELL THIS YEAR AND SECOND, THAT NO MATTER WHERE HE IS IN THE STADIUM THE REF CAN HEAR HIM.>>OH. HE’S GOING TO BE SUPER ANNOYING.>>DON’T WORRY I GAVE HIM A FOGHORN. [FOGHORN]>>OKAY.>>AND THE BEST PART HE IS HE IS SO OBSESSED
WITH SPORTS THAT HE’S NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH HIS
GIRLFRIEND. THEY’RE GOING TO END UP LIKE MALONE AND STOCKTON. LOTS OF CHEMISTRY, BUT STILL NO RING. [EVIL LAUGHTER]>>THAT WAS REALLY MEAN.>>YOU’RE RIGHT, TOO FAR. YES, BUT I’M JUST GETTING STARTED. IF HE EVER DOES GET MARRIED HE’LL SUFFER EVEN
MORE ONCE HIS KIDS ARE IN LITTLE LEAGUE. ON THE ONE HAND LITTLE LEAGUE GAMES ARE SUPER
BORING, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY TAKE UP HIS WHOLE
SATURDAY. [EVIL LAUGHTER]>>WHY ARE BOTH YOUR HANDS ALWAYS EVIL?>>OH, NOT AS EVIL AS WHAT I HAVE IN STORE
FOR ATHLETES. FOR THEM I’VE INVENTED ALL KINDS OF SPORTS. EACH DEPRESSING IN ITS OWN WAY. FOR EXAMPLE WE HAVE TACKLING SPORTS, AND BODY CHECKING SPORTS, AND OH FAKE SPORTS.>>WELL, AT LEAST SPORTS ARE EXCITING. IT’S– OH TOUCHÉ.>>YES. [EVIL LAUGHTER] AND THINGS ARE EVEN WORSE FOR OLYMPIC ATHLETES. OH YES.>>WELL NO. PEOPLE LOVE OLYMPIANS.>>DO THEY IGOR? DO THEY?>>YES.>>BEING AN OLYMPIAN IS LIKE LIVING IN IOWA
OR NEW HAMPSHIRE. EVERY FOUR YEARS YOU GET ATTENTION AND THE REST OF THE TIME NOBODY CARES.>>NO. NO, SPORTS ARE INSPIRATIONAL.>>NO, SPORTS ARE CONFUSING OR AT LEAST THEY
WILL BE ONCE MY FILMMAKERS ARE DONE WITH THEM.>>WHAT?>>SPORTS AND FILM SHOULD NEVER MAKE SENSE. WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK SIX PEOPLE CHASE THE
QUAFFLE WHEN THE SNITCH WINS EVERY GAME? OR WHY NOTRE DAME PUT A HOBBIT AT DEFENSIVE
END? AND DO PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE THAT THE 1980
U.S. OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM BEAT THE SOVIETS?>>THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.>>OH REALLY? KUDOS TO THEM.>>EVEN SO, YOU ARE DESTROYING SPORTS!>>YES IGOR, GET READY FOR A WORLD OF EAR BITING BOXERS, CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE MASCOTS, AND A WORLD SERIES WITHOUT THE PART OF THE WORLD THAT’S GOOD AT BASEBALL! [EVIL LAUGHTER] SOON ALL MANKIND WILL SUFFER.>>NO! NO! NO, NOT THE SCRAWNY NON-ATHLETIC PEOPLE. YOU’LL NEVER SUCK THEM INTO SPORTS. WON’T I?>>WON’T I?

100 thoughts on “The Mad Scientist Ruins Sports

  • February 23, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    Hockey I love it!

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  • March 11, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    Still addicted to Studio C….
    It's 2019…..
    Like if you have this problem too

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  • March 13, 2019 at 12:46 am
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    I love soccer

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  • March 13, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    Need more

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  • March 19, 2019 at 5:31 am
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    I like it when people think you can be non-athletic and play ultimate frisbee. It becomes impossible for me to lose when playing against them 🙂

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  • March 22, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    The Ultimate Frisbee World takes great offense to that

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  • March 27, 2019 at 10:18 am
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    curling isn't too bad to play, it's just boring to watch.

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  • March 31, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    i like how se said soviets… usually ppl refer them as russians

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  • April 4, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    When they said that at least sports where exciting I thought he was going to pull out a golf ball/club

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  • April 4, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    I’m a scrawny nonathletic person and I don’t like frisbee

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  • April 7, 2019 at 3:16 pm
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    Ok, Mr. Evil Scientist, there aren’t six people chasing the quaffle in quidditch, there are only three. They are called the chasers. There are also the beaters, who work with the bludgers, and the keeper, who is kind of like a goalie in soccer.

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  • April 7, 2019 at 8:18 pm
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    what about basketball?? how is it bad

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  • April 7, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Me: Haha!

    Video: insults Quidditch

    Me: Is that… Is that a Quidditch reference?
    Oi, Quidditch is not to be tampered with! You mess with Quidditch, you get a beater!

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  • April 9, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    please more

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  • April 14, 2019 at 10:57 am
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    0:48

    “Oh, he’s going the wrong way, bless his heart”

    😂😂

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  • April 15, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    I play ultimate frisbee….

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  • April 16, 2019 at 1:45 pm
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    2019 u all still make good videos

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  • April 19, 2019 at 3:30 pm
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    The mad scientist ruins movies

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  • April 20, 2019 at 9:35 am
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    soccer is exiting

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  • April 21, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    That ref must have been at the saints vs Rams game

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  • April 23, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Actually the Golden Snitch is worth 150 points meaning it is not an automatic win for the team who catches it because if the other team still has enough points they can still win

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  • April 25, 2019 at 10:25 pm
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    I live in Iowa I'm still suffering

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  • April 26, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    I never could figure out ultimate frisbee, and for some reason no one was ever willing to explain it to me. So I played it like football. People were not pleased.

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  • April 26, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    At 2:27 *lowkey offended because I live in New Hampshire
    WELL AT LEAST WE HAVE yeah I see your point

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  • April 26, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    You can’t suck me into sports I am a fat lazy slob

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  • April 27, 2019 at 3:18 am
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    Soccer can be exiting!

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  • April 27, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    I live in Iowa….

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  • April 29, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    I’ll have you know I live in Iowa and that’s mean

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  • May 2, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    OMG THE SNITCH DOESN’T WIN EVERY GAME

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  • May 4, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    It’s true I am addicted

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  • May 4, 2019 at 1:35 pm
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    The Harry Potter reference is wrong it was a book first

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  • May 6, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    Actually, there was at least one game where the snitch didn’t win the game.

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  • May 7, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    He brought out a frisbee and my willpower crumbled

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  • May 11, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    You can't suck me into sports. I'm the scrawny type.
    I dont like soccer, volleyball, basketball, track, swimming or frisbee

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  • May 13, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    What if I just play video games

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  • May 14, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    Sports were already evil

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  • May 21, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    Secretly mal loves all this and and this is how they started dating

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  • May 26, 2019 at 8:03 am
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    2:36

    The 100 meter dash begs to differ

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  • June 3, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    2:10
    What did you just say?

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  • June 3, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    The lazy people are the only ones immune to this evil creation

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    This is incredibly accurate

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  • June 4, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    Can't believe there was no mention of corruption inside sports.

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  • June 4, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    do the mad scientist makes democrats, i hate democrats

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  • June 5, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    Rudy actually happened too 2:52

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  • June 7, 2019 at 10:13 am
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    When he pulled out the frisbee, I felt that. I’m a scrawny non athletic guy who fell victim to that

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  • June 7, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    What about swimmers

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  • June 9, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    Can't we all just play water tag?

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  • June 10, 2019 at 1:43 am
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    The no ring joke is so good.

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  • June 11, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    2:23 Iowan here. Yep, sounds about right. That or any time Steve King opens his mouth ( then we just bow our heads in shame ):

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  • June 12, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    Matt: “Why do peoplw not chasw the sntich when it wins the game?”
    Me: “Because only the seeker can catch the snitch.”

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  • June 13, 2019 at 4:40 pm
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    I want the mad scientist to find a way to ruin reading. I just want him to TRY.

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  • June 16, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    YouTube addiction, 2019! Is that good or bad?

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  • June 17, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    2:08 that should be a baseball

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  • June 18, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    The snitch ends every game

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  • June 18, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    The snitch doesn’t always win, in the goblet of fire the only quidditch game was won by Ireland when Bulgaria caught the snitch…

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  • June 20, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    The ref is so accurate its so rare to see a good ref 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

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  • June 22, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    Was that the referee in the Saints game?

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  • June 23, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    I live I iowa
    That’s so true

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  • June 24, 2019 at 11:24 am
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    I would love to have this kind of relationship like this…

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  • June 28, 2019 at 9:20 pm
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    I knew they were going to us curling some time in this video.

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  • July 6, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    IRL i live in New Hampshire and that is so true omg

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  • July 7, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    I devote my hours to studio c

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  • July 9, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    Them: Not scrawney non athletic people, then he pulls out a frisbee

    Me: Till no

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  • July 12, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    This is the last video

    Watches 10 more

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  • July 13, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    He didn't ruin tennis so im fine

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  • July 16, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    Y'all had to go there about Malone and Stockton. That's just mean.

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  • July 20, 2019 at 12:34 pm
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    Me: realizes that only 3 people technically “chase” the quaffle

    Me: WAIT-

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  • July 23, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    I died at “and the judgement skills of U.S. Congress”

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  • July 24, 2019 at 10:54 am
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    Sports in a nutshell

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  • July 27, 2019 at 7:29 am
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    As a scrawny person personally I hate all sports in real life.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    When they were describing the referee, they were describing me.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    they dissed soccer(its football)

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    I live in Iowa Ya I got attention

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    He forgot so many sports even other ones in the Olympics but it was still really funny just like all the other videos that they do

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    I loved the part talking about how lame sport movies are.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    Nobody cares about swimming!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    Eyesight of a mole and judgement skills of US congress 😂😂😂

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    3:30 I was expecting e-sports

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    HEY! SOCCER IS EXCITING!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    Soccer is really exciting why do you think it's the most watched sport in the world

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    The US boycotted the 1980 Moscow Olympics…

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    Well actually Matt, the quaffle gives points, the snitch ends the game, like in the Quidditch world cup, Bulgaria got the snitch but Ireland won because they had more points

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:56 pm
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    and now we have e sports his master plan is complete!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    I groaned when Matt held up the frisbee. I was never scrawny, but I have been hit with those monstrosities far too much

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  • September 2, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    I AM OFFENDED BY THAT SOCCER COMMENT IN THE VIDEO. SOCCER ISN'T BORING!

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    Thy chase the Quaffle to get points, the Snitch just ends the game and adds 150-ish points, but that doesn’t mean they WIN.

    I have you beat, Matt

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  • September 2, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    Ok hands up, the way he explains everything to Igor and is genuinely less evil to her: who else thinks they are a thing. I mean at least a patch-work thing 😀
    No but seriously, he is clearly socially unable to get a mate and she is not that good looking. Also she calls him Master, they basically live in a dungeon together, they both are into experimenting and I do not want to imply anything but if it quacks like a duck and moves like a duck. Anyway I thought they were cute together.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    sports are already evil

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  • September 3, 2019 at 6:15 pm
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    Aha, this is the source of the bad umpires!

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Really wish y'all were calling her She-gor. =)

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  • September 7, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    Snitch only gets the catching seeker 150 points(15 quaffle shots)

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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    Culturally insensitive mascots alrrady exist 🙁

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  • September 11, 2019 at 9:24 am
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    Doesn't caching the snitch end the game giving the caching team 100 points? Instead of just winning

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  • September 11, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    2:10 seems she never seen a game of SCOTT STERLIIIIIIIM

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    Lol, in this day an age instead of pulling out a frisbee at the end he should’ve pulled out a keyboard.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    Lmao. Right? Soccer is almost as boring to watch as golf.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 10:01 am
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    He ruined sports because sports broke his face. . .

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  • September 17, 2019 at 4:17 am
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    2nd best Matt character right after shoulder angel/demon

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  • September 18, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    Football (Soccer) is boring? ohhh..good to know 🤐

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    I don’t understand why they hate “soccer” so much

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