Seinfeld – Telemarketer Call [Season 4, Ep. 3: The Pitch]


Hello, oh hello You remember Susan from NBC? Of course, how are you? Fine, good to see you And, uh, this is Kramer Hello Alright, go ahead Susan, tell him Tell me what? Well… I Oh, I’m sorry. Excuse me, one second… Hello? Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service? Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now.
Why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you later Uh, well I’m sorry, we’re not allowed to do that Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home …no Well, now you know how I feel

36 thoughts on “Seinfeld – Telemarketer Call [Season 4, Ep. 3: The Pitch]

  • August 12, 2012 at 10:48 pm
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    I am gonna use this awesome line….next time someone calls me 😛

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  • November 29, 2012 at 7:27 am
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    My husband just used it!! LOL

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  • March 23, 2013 at 2:08 am
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    Still probably the funniest throw away bit on the show. Hilarious

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  • April 16, 2013 at 8:00 am
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    LOL, one of the easiest way to deal with such calls.

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  • August 20, 2013 at 8:39 am
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    Genius…

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  • August 20, 2013 at 8:21 pm
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    Why not give my your home number and I will call you later.
    Uh sorry, I can't do that.
    So you don't like people calling you a home?
    No.
    Well now you know how I feel.
    *CLASSIC

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  • March 31, 2014 at 9:27 pm
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    blame capitalism. those are just poor souls trying to get by.

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  • May 8, 2014 at 5:04 pm
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    I like it I will try it – my methods are better though!!!

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  • June 10, 2014 at 8:38 pm
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    epic and funny at the same time.

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  • November 6, 2014 at 5:10 pm
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    LOL, I linked this to my friend because she just got a job as a telemarketer 

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  • November 16, 2014 at 5:26 pm
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    That is the BEST way to deal with those rude, intrusive assholes!

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  • April 20, 2015 at 11:40 pm
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    Now If only telemarketers were live, not those irrespondible prerecord end messages.

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  • May 1, 2015 at 8:18 pm
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    I find that funny and I used to be a telemarketer!

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  • June 28, 2015 at 6:18 am
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    Classic.

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  • August 22, 2015 at 6:23 pm
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    jerry is the man I did that once!

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  • April 13, 2016 at 2:36 pm
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    I'm going to do this EVERY TIME a telemarketer calls us

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  • May 13, 2016 at 5:57 pm
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    jERRY SAID WHAT WE ALL WANTED TO SAY

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  • May 17, 2016 at 6:54 pm
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    Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate halloween. I guess they don't like random people showing up at their doors.

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  • May 18, 2016 at 2:49 pm
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    CPR Callblocker, bought a refurb unit on eBay $54 now I relish everytime a spammer calls since I know it will be their last!

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  • June 13, 2016 at 2:19 pm
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    5 people are telemarketers, lol

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  • October 3, 2016 at 3:01 am
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    Hey you folks have to check out this cartoon. Its a hilairious hip hop parody about telemarketing. Mr. Sardonicus – The Telemarketer

    https://youtu.be/RPSIXGryip8

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  • November 16, 2016 at 5:25 am
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    This gets me every time

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  • March 23, 2017 at 1:33 pm
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    Susan's life got ruined by these people

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  • February 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm
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    I did this today 😂

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  • May 9, 2018 at 7:20 pm
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    that was some funny shit… you will probably love this…
    Telemarketer Customer Rap Battle!!!
    https://youtu.be/RPSIXGryip8

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  • May 15, 2018 at 11:42 am
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    Classic Seinfeld.

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  • June 30, 2018 at 8:51 am
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    0:34 Hahahahahaha ZING!!!

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  • July 14, 2018 at 11:16 pm
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    That was smooth as buttaahh

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  • July 24, 2018 at 12:15 pm
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    Seinfeld is a Genius. Too bad leftists have RUINED comedy.

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  • August 3, 2018 at 7:33 pm
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    Will this work in 2018? I gotta tell my dad this

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  • August 4, 2018 at 12:09 pm
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    The explosive round of applaud are all the people who wished they could've done this, and probably did when they went home.

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  • August 8, 2018 at 7:30 am
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    so genius

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  • August 9, 2018 at 2:54 pm
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    Fucking epic

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  • December 8, 2018 at 7:52 am
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    That's the best excuse to have them not to call you again. ..
    I also like the the episode where he has reserved rental car…

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  • December 22, 2018 at 5:58 am
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    best !

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  • May 9, 2019 at 11:49 pm
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    We need an updated one, with cell phones

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