Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Ball Tampering


Okay who’s talking poorly of the Australian cricket team. Who is calling us cheats? What is this fucking bullshit? As far as I can see Bancroft is fixing up his pants This is a classic boxer shorts issue He’s trying to get some fresh air to the meat and potatoes And everyone’s watching him on the big screen making accusations This is a breach of privacy Crikey. He’s going in deep yeah, nah. That’s okay. It’s okay Fuck They’ve got a super slow-mo camera Okay, there is something in his hand I won’t deny it. I can see it. It’s a yellow post-it note Fuck That’s all it is He’s met a Sheila last night, and he doesn’t want to lose her number So he’s moving it from his pocket to his undies We’ve all done this every guy has done this before This is just something we do Ye nah ye ye nah And here he’s just rubbing her number on the ball for good luck Every guy rubs valued possessions onto their balls Especially when it’s connected to someone you like There’s Shane Warne He’s like I never tampered with my balls out on the field Whatever Warnie Michael Clarke is disgusted Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our cricket team cheats. Fuck’s sake Malcolm. Fuck’s sake Ah whatever Only thing he’s good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump Anyway, yeah look he’s cooperating He’s emptied his pockets for the umpires And the only thing in there is his sunglasses cloth to clean the sunglasses he’s not wearing Nothing suspicious all good And I mean so what if he had a press conference Admitting that he tried to change the texture of the ball with a piece of sticky tape? So what? I don’t believe him He’s only trying to protect that Sheila’s digits And yes, so what if the Australian captain Steve Smith admitted To knowing about the cheating as well He’s just being a good wingman. Okay fine fuck we cheated The Australian cricket team tried to cheat, and it’s a shit day to be Australian Fuck fine Fuck me dead none of us are proud of this. This is Smith saying to Bancroft, yeah, we’re fucked We’re totally fucked We have a lot of cameras Oh dear We’re going to end up being like the Russian Olympic team They have to use that generic Olympic flag when they compete As punishment because they’ve done too much cheating That’s what our Australian athletes could do to us Sad day Sad fucking day to be Australian This game has super slow-mo cameras, snickometers, hot spot technology, LED stumps and bails But no, our player’s thought,”No worries. We can get away with this shit.”

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Ball Tampering

  • March 26, 2018 at 9:46 am
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    "Every guy rubs valued possessions onto their balls." – Ozzy Man 2018

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  • June 19, 2019 at 3:16 pm
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    Cristopher nolan class the cameraman

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  • June 20, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    It's okay guys, he was tampering with his own balls

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  • June 20, 2019 at 7:22 pm
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    Clark looks pissed

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  • June 21, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    Whats the big deal. Aren't all Aussies the decendents of criminals and whores.

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  • June 22, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    he should have said he tampered with the wrong 'ball'

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  • June 23, 2019 at 4:27 am
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    Australian cricket team is known for playing dirty all over the world.

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  • June 24, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    Under arm bowlers. Aussies been cheating forever.๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 24, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    Wonder is this how they have won their world cups in past years?

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  • June 24, 2019 at 7:33 am
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    CAMERON BANKRUPT LOL

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  • June 24, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    Surprising it didn't cut his dick

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  • June 25, 2019 at 11:15 am
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    Nice english.

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  • June 25, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    Australian team culture has always been rubbish… But they crossed limits in 2018…. Well done CA for the 1 year ban on Smith and Warner

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  • June 26, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    What the fuck r u talking funny

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  • June 26, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    They should get some lessons from Pakistani bowlers.

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  • June 27, 2019 at 5:27 pm
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    This is all a bunch of BS. We all know Australia doesn't exist. ๐Ÿ˜

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  • June 29, 2019 at 9:17 am
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    I lost it when he said "no worries! we can get away with it".

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  • June 29, 2019 at 1:11 pm
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    This man is high on fuck

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  • June 29, 2019 at 3:01 pm
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    "Sad fucking day to be Australian"….
    . Man that must have hurt.๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ข

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  • July 1, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    Yada, yada, yada . . . How'd the date go?

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  • July 3, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    2:05 It was not Smith.

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  • July 5, 2019 at 9:44 am
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    that is not ozzy man reviews thats Aussie man reviews … โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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  • July 7, 2019 at 10:37 am
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    Oz are worst human species on earth.. uncultured and rude

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  • July 7, 2019 at 12:18 pm
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    What's with you and Sheila ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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  • July 8, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Fucktards Pusstralians

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  • July 8, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    we've all done it

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  • July 9, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    1:10

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  • July 11, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    Your own ball can inswing after it.

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  • July 11, 2019 at 12:19 pm
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    Why you are still saying cheater
    You need to move on
    And please don't hate him
    He already apologize

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  • July 11, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    ENGLAND WIN BY 8 WICKETS WITH 18 OVERS TO SPARE
    SWEET JESUS

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  • July 11, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    No world cup 2019 post yet?

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  • July 12, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    ozzy what is the musiz you using at the end of the video?

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  • July 12, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    Meat and potatoes ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 12, 2019 at 7:27 pm
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    This man is savage ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 13, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    Joke from twitter : "Australia really struggling ever since they banned cheating.. "

    Just a light hearted joke, aussies are still a top team in cricket.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    Oozy is an Australian. I didn't knw that

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  • July 16, 2019 at 6:19 am
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    Fuck me dead….lmfao

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  • July 16, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    Better than biting it like Pakistanis.

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  • July 17, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    So…the real story is there were 3 balls tampered by Bancroft

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  • July 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    I tamper with my balls everyday.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    Cricket ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Lol. Watch a real sport like hockey or baseball if you want something similar. ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    He probably figured that nobody watches fucking Cricket

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  • July 18, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    I don't know anything about cricket but how the hell can you cheat with a yellow little piece of paper.

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  • July 19, 2019 at 6:01 am
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    Review the world cup final

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  • July 20, 2019 at 9:52 am
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    Do it on sachin tampering his balls in 2003

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  • July 20, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Sheila no. Lol

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  • July 20, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Quality

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  • July 21, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    Meh. Baseball picthers are always messing with their balls. There are so many places to hide whatever it is they like to use…and sometimes they get caught.

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  • July 21, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    Meanwhile non cricketing nations be like: What the fuck is this Aussie ranting about?

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  • July 21, 2019 at 4:04 pm
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    Tarnished for ever.. shame

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  • July 21, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    Am I the only one who sees the grey dead face on the man?

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  • July 22, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Aussie : Cheats
    Other countries : We aren't surprised MFs

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  • July 22, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Australian are cheater, it's true

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  • July 22, 2019 at 7:54 pm
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    Dafuq is wrong with dopey hats…looks like shit

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  • July 23, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜this commentater

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  • July 23, 2019 at 8:11 pm
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    Does it really matter lol?

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  • July 24, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    Hard to know that Ball the wankers
    Fiddling with.
    Or was it DIY circumcising.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 3:48 am
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    Ex Australian crickets reacted angrily because the current team got caught ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 27, 2019 at 2:38 pm
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    But cricket is relevant in what, like four countries?
    Nobody knew about this until Ozzy Man reviewed it. Now 4 million more people who give zero fucks have seen it.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    hahahahaha u funny bro

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:58 pm
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    Brilliant absolutely fucking brilliant….funny as fuck….

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:47 am
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    I fucking hate aussieโ€™s dirty convict bastards.

    Rule Brittania Brittania rules the waves! ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

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  • August 2, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    Smith came back with 144 wow wonderful absolutely class player he is โคโคโค

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  • August 3, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    See Australia IsReal… The proof is in the shame!

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  • August 3, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    Cricket Australia team so many times cheating and cheating every time cheating
    cricket gentleman game but Australia cricketers not Gentleman's

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  • August 3, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    "THERE'S SHANE WARNE SAYING I NEVER TAMPERED WITH MY BALLS ON THE FIELD…..AAAA WHATEVER WARNIE!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 3, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    Ball tampering isn't a big deal. I feel bad for those 3

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:47 pm
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    heyy mate i adore you to the core and all that but if only you were as passionate toward cricket and how amazing cricket australia is you wouldnt have used this as content for your channel. me not being australian but a massive fan of australian cricket its pretty much the worst of me nightmares to see ozzy man hating on his own team ( besides the truth of the matter that it was an aweful thing to do)..never the less your an absolute legend!!

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    Who is here after Smith's century at ashes ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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  • August 6, 2019 at 8:40 am
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    Smith bancroft and warner should be banned for 2 years

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    Anytime Australia cricketer cheater

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Can't believe its been a year ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    You nana

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Same old aussies always cheatIng

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  • August 7, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    โ€˜โ€™Fuck me deadโ€™โ€™
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • August 8, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    2:06 wasn't Smith, he is Peter handscomb

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:49 am
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    Best commentary award goes to ozzyy man๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    Fucking ozzys

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  • August 18, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    At 2:07 it's Peter Handscomb, not Steve Smith

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  • August 19, 2019 at 5:35 pm
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    That's why cricket get more interesting

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    Was it the first time????๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    He should have put that paper in his mouth

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    Australian Cricket…. sponsored by Sandvik!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 12:37 am
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    Ozzy Man reviewing Ossies. I think my life is complete now. Thanks mate.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    Mate, can you do an Ashes video? Would love it..

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    It's ok you gave us Wolverine. We the world more than forgive you.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:46 pm
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    Steve Smith ll be hunted for this for the all life.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:54 am
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    "Fresh air to meat and potatoes"

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:01 pm
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    sandpaper helps your balls to swing

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    I rub money on my dick for luck…

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:36 pm
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    Cheating twats!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:15 am
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    anyone who tries to cheat in cricket is fool . there is every possible technology there u cant get away

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  • September 8, 2019 at 11:00 pm
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    I like your honesty,

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Just make one attached to a ring for your finger and paint it skin colour!

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  • September 11, 2019 at 7:56 am
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    Cheating Australians team

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:23 am
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    I hope Daniel Ricciardio Survives in F1

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    That's why australia won many world cup. Camera technology was not so good, now reality.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    'Oy lads let's tamper the fucking ball with a hundred cameras pointing at me fucking face on live telly' sounds good to me cammy boy

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