LEWANDOWSKI scores 5 goals in 9 minutes! (FC Bayern 5-1 Wolfsburg – Muller trolls Dante prank)


This Polish Man… …he scored five! He only came on at 45! 5 goals in 9 minutes… Making history… It’s just like 7-1 Dante! Hi…Can you tell me what is on please? Yes, We have 2 remakes that have just been released Robby 5 is alive… It’s me really… Fooled you! I’m such a comedian! Is it bad news, doctor? The results show you have… HIV. What? Oh, my mistake… My notes say… Ha, IV in Roman numerals! Get it? That doesn’t even work, it was VI not IV Okay, okay maybe you have FIFTH disease! Is that even a real thing? Oh, Ya, ya, ya, babies get it! It’s a rash and it’s more commonly known as… Slapped cheek! But I don’t have slapped cheek! YOU DO NOW!!! The 5th floor please! Wow! This goes from 0-5… Quicker than Robert Lewandoski! What?! Ladies and gentlemen… Let’s finish with a hymn… Let me guess… Let’s sing Oh Happy Day verses 1-5 Even though it was 5-1 and the joke doesn’t work… Er…No Give me a minute… Ha! I ruined that joke for him! Oh no. I know what he’s doing now! Scoring 5 in 9… What a way to make a living! Dante- you’re so kind! You’re a defender that keeps on giving ENOUGH! Oh, come on I’m only joking… Give me 5! I wasn’t talking to you! Oh scheisse… SUB ME OFF! SUB ME OFF! Subtitles by AskAlfie Youtube! Subtitles by the Amara.org community

100 thoughts on “LEWANDOWSKI scores 5 goals in 9 minutes! (FC Bayern 5-1 Wolfsburg – Muller trolls Dante prank)

  • May 16, 2018 at 10:25 pm
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    3 goles: hat trick

    4 goles: poker

    5 goles: lewatrick

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  • May 17, 2018 at 1:42 pm
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    0:02 the 3rd name is lewanWTFski

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  • May 19, 2018 at 3:49 pm
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    Im from poland

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  • May 20, 2018 at 8:35 am
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    Weird

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  • May 26, 2018 at 10:19 am
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    Mullers jokes or so funny lol

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  • May 27, 2018 at 2:03 am
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    Müller is the best 😂😂❤

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  • May 28, 2018 at 10:55 am
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    pause at 0:20 and look at the posters 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • May 28, 2018 at 11:05 pm
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    Muller why do you troll pepe

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  • May 28, 2018 at 11:06 pm
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    Muller your my favourite person in 442oons

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  • May 29, 2018 at 6:43 pm
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    I'm Polish

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  • May 30, 2018 at 2:45 pm
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    Dante has 5 letters at his name

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  • June 3, 2018 at 6:41 am
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    7-1? MORE LIKE 1-7

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  • June 4, 2018 at 1:35 pm
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    I love Muller in 442ons

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  • June 6, 2018 at 8:48 pm
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    Change his name to lewangoaloski

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  • June 7, 2018 at 8:06 pm
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    I from poland

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  • June 8, 2018 at 8:59 am
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    lewandoski is the best

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  • June 11, 2018 at 8:23 am
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    Coutinho: I've grown alot since last year. Kompany: Not in height you have'nt.

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  • June 13, 2018 at 7:08 pm
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    Can plz müller get beaten on

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  • June 15, 2018 at 12:16 pm
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    xd

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  • June 17, 2018 at 9:12 pm
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    Such a troll! He's such a comedian like I am such a showman!

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  • June 17, 2018 at 10:55 pm
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    Ja jestem z polski

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  • June 18, 2018 at 5:16 pm
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    Do a video where CR7 and Messi are friends who

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  • June 21, 2018 at 6:22 pm
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    Who from Poland ?

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  • July 6, 2018 at 11:02 am
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    Muller is my favourite character of 442oons.

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  • July 9, 2018 at 10:13 pm
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    Nss Lewandowski

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  • July 14, 2018 at 6:45 pm
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    1.25 speed. Now

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  • July 15, 2018 at 9:33 am
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    Poland 🙂

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  • July 16, 2018 at 8:52 pm
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    😂😂🤴

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  • July 17, 2018 at 8:53 am
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    SO FUNNY

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  • July 21, 2018 at 7:42 pm
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    Shut up muller

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  • July 25, 2018 at 1:30 am
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    At 0:37 in the background it says E.T Mesut..Orzil

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  • July 25, 2018 at 8:21 pm
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    Jajajaja i love thomasshole muller

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  • August 5, 2018 at 12:49 pm
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    who was muller in the last minute

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  • August 5, 2018 at 9:12 pm
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    #RobertLewandowskiPolska

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  • August 6, 2018 at 8:40 am
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    Ronaldo : ha nobody gonna beat my record
    Lewandowski : Hold my beer ….

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  • August 6, 2018 at 10:17 pm
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    Muller trolling is so funny 😂😂😂

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  • August 7, 2018 at 3:02 pm
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    Haha

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  • August 10, 2018 at 7:04 am
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    My name is mn

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  • August 11, 2018 at 10:14 am
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    Scoring 5 in 9 lol

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  • August 15, 2018 at 9:19 am
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    Who watching in 2018/Kto ogląda w 2018

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  • August 18, 2018 at 11:30 pm
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    As one of the movie jokes you should have put 5ing nemo

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  • August 20, 2018 at 6:37 am
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    This barca man he scored 9 he only came on 29! 9 goals in 5 minutes making history! Just like 7-0 celtic!

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  • September 1, 2018 at 6:40 am
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    Thomas is love❤👆

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  • September 18, 2018 at 1:05 am
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    Jaja jaja jaja

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  • September 23, 2018 at 7:07 pm
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    Im in poland And i love Lewandowski!

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  • October 21, 2018 at 10:39 am
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    What Is The Name Of The Song In This IN the cinema part

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  • October 22, 2018 at 3:32 pm
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    I'm polish Indian irish American English Spanish Portuguese Australian Dutch hung aria n Bulgaria Slovakia Czech replican Romanian Russian Malaysian Chinese filipino Japanese Indonesian

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  • October 25, 2018 at 11:26 am
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    It's just like 7-1… DANTE!!!

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  • October 29, 2018 at 10:30 pm
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    Lewy subbed on at 45 mins . Scored 5 goals in 9 mins. 5×9=45. Just a reminder subbed on at 45 mins. Lewadoski has nine letters in it. 9-5=4. 5-1=4. They scored after the unit/one column had 4. What is a number above 4? 5. He scored 5 goals in a game no one does that. But Ronaldo and Aguero did. However Messi never. Now CR7,Messi,Aguero and Lewadoski are in a different league. Lewadoski is illuminati confirmed.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 6:12 pm
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    The elevator one was the best😂

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  • November 15, 2018 at 11:03 am
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    Lewangolski 5

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  • November 20, 2018 at 1:07 am
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    🎵Scoring 5 to 9 what a way to make living, Dante you're so kind, your defender just keep giving🎵

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  • November 25, 2018 at 7:47 am
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    Poor dante

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  • December 2, 2018 at 2:26 pm
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    If Dante a Brazilian , then why is he speaking like a German?

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  • December 8, 2018 at 3:16 am
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    Muller must Oh happy Day Verses 5 – 9 because 5 Goals in 9 mins

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  • December 27, 2018 at 6:49 pm
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    Lewy is best

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  • January 4, 2019 at 2:25 pm
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    Awsome

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  • January 6, 2019 at 8:38 am
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    cure melody kira kira

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  • January 6, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    hinaki mahou 😀😀😂🐰

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  • January 6, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    suarez

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  • January 6, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    suarez

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  • January 15, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    0:02 who cares scored a goal😂

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  • January 27, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    Kto z Polski daje lajka

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  • January 31, 2019 at 7:54 am
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • February 11, 2019 at 9:30 pm
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    Why always me?

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  • February 12, 2019 at 4:28 pm
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    1:14 In subtitles written Such an Idiot

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  • February 12, 2019 at 7:37 pm
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    0:01 2:08

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  • February 12, 2019 at 7:38 pm
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    2:09 apparently he turn into the wolf from killer instinct

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  • February 23, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    Im SuCh a CoMeDiAn 🤣

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  • February 27, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    1:37 camera wink

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  • March 3, 2019 at 1:41 pm
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    MUNCHAUSEN 5
    LEWANDOSKI 51'
    LEWANDOSKI 52 '
    LEWANDOSKI 55 '
    LEWANDOSKI 57 '
    LEWANDOSKI 60 '
    WOLVESBURGER 1
    WHO CARES 26 '

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  • March 11, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Anyone here after Ribery's 3 assists in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg in a 6-0 win?😂

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  • March 25, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    2:10 mullers reaction

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  • March 31, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    The Thomas Müller, Cristiano, and Klopp characters are the best!

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  • April 14, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Poor Dante

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  • April 18, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    1:15 the best

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  • April 27, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    Hahaha I'm such a comedian hahahahahah

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  • May 8, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    00:37 did u see the mesut eyezil poster for the movie alien 😂 edit and B.T

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  • May 29, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Polak to jak mógł tyle nie strzelić kurła

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  • June 8, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    2:07 BEN 10 REFERENCE

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  • June 15, 2019 at 2:47 pm
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    such a comedian…

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  • June 17, 2019 at 1:58 pm
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    Dante -in just like South korea 2-0 germany hahahaha Muller (angry)

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  • July 1, 2019 at 4:52 am
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    dante ruining muller's joke was the best part 🤣🤣🤣

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  • July 7, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    1:50 that is both funny and creepy

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  • July 7, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    Legendowski ❤️❤️❤️

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  • July 24, 2019 at 2:57 pm
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    even though I hate Bayern Munich I love this video and do I also mention that Thomas Muller is my favorite Bayern player even though I'm a Dortmund fan also am I the only who think that Muller and reus
    are almost the same they both are loyal to their club

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    Robert Rules (hope he ever wins the ballon d'or)

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  • July 30, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    I V is 4 in roman numerals

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:29 am
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    2x speed please

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    This has 5.1M views as of August 2019

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    Anyone mentioned how this have 5.1 million views🤣🤣

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  • September 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    Dolly Parton made me laugh!

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    3 goals hatrick
    4 goals superhatrick
    5 GOALS LEWATRICK

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    Muller😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Dante 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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  • September 17, 2019 at 2:54 pm
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    You dom

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  • September 17, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    Messi is meeegas

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  • September 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm
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    5,1 million views 😂

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    Lewy: *Scores Five
    Fans : give him the bundesliga golden boot now!!!

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