LE BASKETBALL – LE RIRE JAUNE


HERE WE GO!! HERE WE GOOOOO!!!! Sour Laughter – Basketball So when you play basketball, you always get the same nickname Hey Michael Jordan, Michael Jordan, over here! That was not me. My nickname was Yao Ming. Even my teammates called me Yao Ming! Over here Yao! Defend it Yao! Shoot Yao! Even the coach! What are you doing Yao? Once during a game my teammates called me Yao so much even the referee thought it was my name. The ball was out and I had to put it back in game. I was walking there, the referee said, “Move it, Yao.” I burst our laughing, he thought I was making fun of him, I got a foul. And why was this asshole even in a hurry, he had another match after that one? Now people call me Jeremy Lee. Jeremy is already closer to Kevin. But when I’m on the free throw line, the other team’s supporters call me “Chink” because they thing that by insulting me they’ll unsettle me and I’ll miss my shot. Hey, that’s pretty much useless, because without bragging, with me, free throws are like cucumbers and Katsuni… Always ends up in. Yeah, I know, that joke is gross, I think it’ll stay in the annals. No pun intended! It’s a normal thing, insults in basketball. We players call it “trash talking”. You talk shit to unnerve your opponent and make him fail his throws. I can’t do a video about basketball without mentioning trash talking. Here’s a list of my favorite catchphrases to unnerve my opponents. You like basketball but basketball doesn’t like you! What I forgot about basketball, you haven’t learned it yet kid! Oh shit, it went in again! Yo man, why aren’t you defending? What’s the point against you? Hey, that’s your lucky day. Go play lotto tonight, we’ll share the benefits. Wow! Someone bring me an extinguisher! Because I’m ON FIRE! Confucius said: “If you throw 7 times, I will counter you 8 times.” And when you can’t settle your fight even through trash talking, you settle it on NBA2K13 It’s gonna be a massacre! Like in every sports game, there’s a mode to create your own player and have a career with him. At first, you’re honest. You real height, your real capacities. But after playing one game with your player, when you’re been raped, crossed, dunked, all you want, you understand you won’t make a career with 5’7″ During the game, I was so terrible, they replaced me. But now, Kevin is 6’8″, MVP of the league, 99% of value, 10 titles as champion… Oh yeah, one thing I can’t handle being a basketball fan in France, is watching the NBA games live. Because of the time zones, all the games are at 3AM, and I’m a fan of the Lakers, and those assholes won’t stop playing at 4:30. The worse part is the breaks, the half-time, the times out, because of the commercials. But they’re not little bitch French commercials like Kinder Bueno. Nope, they’re AMERICAN commercials, only about food! Seriously, the KFC commercials, it’s mutated chicken mixed with gross greasy sauce… It looks so fucking good. You just can’t watch games live without eating. So you get fatter as the NBA season advances. There, if you compare me to my November video, you’ll see, I’m chubbier in the cheeks. And during the finales, I turn into a fat pig. In summer, I play basketball to lose it all, but it’s so I can gain more the season after! Kind of like the cater cycle… But with fat. By the way, if you like to enjoy a quiet basketball game, don’t watch it with me. Because I’m a little bit emotional. Uh-uh… Jumbo… Lakers ball! Lakers ball! Kobe! Kobe got it- Kobe driving! Kobe… for the win! YES!!!! […] I can’t believe-! The Black Mamba just did it again!!! […] So beautiful… so beautiful…. Yeah, you guessed it, my favorite player is KOBE B-B-B-B-B-BRYANT! AKA The Black Mamba ssss Watch out, I’m a fan, but not too much either. because we Kobe fans, we remember how he tried to fuck with us in 2006. Yeah, he changed his number from 8 to 24. Apparently the 24 represent the 24 hours of the day and one must enjoy his life to the fullest… Yeah, right! More like because Michael Jordan was number 23! So guys like me who had bought the number 8, they got fucked! Not too much, uh, I was clever. Next to the number 8, I wrote “x3” ! Ah, you tried to beat a Chinese at math, Kobe, you came to the wrong neighborhood! So start by shutting the fuck up, Kobe. I still bought the 24 eventually, because over time I became a tourist. But the worst is when you got the jersey of a player who suddenly changes his team! He’s gonna have the name of his new team on the jersey, so you can multiply all you want, it won’t get you anywhere! And all your friends have a pre-made sentence for that. Hey! Your jersey is expired! So, to end this video, I’ll give an homage to my high school coach, Coach Raph. You thought I was gonna say Coach Carter? You’re fucking kidding me? Raph, I know you’re watching this video! Yeah, I call him Raph because I have no respect for him. Every Sunday he turns up at the game one hour late! Each time he had a crazy excuse, like he had to rush a relative to the ER! So he bought pains au chocolat for the whole team to make up for it. You’re naive in high school! They get you a pain au chocolat, you’d forgive a murder! You think “Shit, it must have ben=en hard for him, he took a relative to the ER and he brought us grub too, he’s so cool!” You go home after the game, you go on Facebook, you see him tagged smashed drunk on the pictures of the day, and there you think, either his bro got even drunker and passed out and he had to get him to the ER, and then his version is not complete bullshit… Or he just took the piss out of you! I’m joking Raph, you know I love you! And that video is for you! Hey, Henry, want to say something to Raph? No, he’s a dick.

85 thoughts on “LE BASKETBALL – LE RIRE JAUNE

  • July 13, 2019 at 11:21 pm
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    Moi je fais des blagues pourries pour déconcentrer mes adversaire

    – C’est l’histoire d’un poil avant il était bien maintenant il est pubien

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  • July 16, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    0: 40 trouve le faux raccord

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  • July 17, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Il a changer combien de fois de maillot

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  • July 18, 2019 at 8:07 pm
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    Like si tu regarde ça en 2019

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  • July 18, 2019 at 10:20 pm
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    Sa date c video punaise il parle ARCHI LENTEMENT 🤣🤣

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  • July 19, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    Likez ceux qui sont la en 2019 :')

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  • July 19, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    Pauvre Henry au début il c'est fait victime tellement easy

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  • July 20, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    Slt a tous je suis le mec qui dit "qui regarde cette vidéo en 2019 like pour voir" en gros le mec chian mais ptn qu'es qu il a changé.

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  • July 20, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    #ChinoisFragile #FaireUnRégime

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  • July 20, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    2019 qui est là !!!?

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  • July 21, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    HAAA LE BRUIT AURIBLE DES CAMERA DERIÈRE A LÉPOQUE

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  • July 23, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    2019 Août toujours là
    PS: je rêve ou tu parlais leeeeeeentemeeeeeeent avant ?

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  • July 23, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    50% : 1,25 la voix de Kevin aujourd’hui
    50% : Il parle comme son père

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  • July 24, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    Qui regarde en 2019?

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  • July 25, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    Est ce que l'énigme est vrai ? Ou pas 😂😂😂

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  • July 26, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    kevin joue quel poste

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  • July 26, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    Qui est en 2019 😂😂😂

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  • July 28, 2019 at 10:41 pm
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    Tu parles comme un grand sage chinois

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  • July 29, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    Cest horrible d'être aussi mou 😭

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  • July 29, 2019 at 7:05 pm
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    Lenteur 600% sur 100

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  • July 30, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    Qui regarde encore la vidéo en 2019!😅😅

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:40 pm
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    Henry merci pour ton respect et ta gentiesse envers ton coach 😊

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  • August 3, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    Il est bourrer 0×75

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  • August 4, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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    Le cycle de la graisse !

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  • August 5, 2019 at 9:25 pm
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    c moi ou il change de tenue tous le temps 😂

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    Kevin toi qui est fan des Lakers, que penses-tu de LeBron James là bas.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    On dit chocolatine

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  • August 8, 2019 at 8:24 pm
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    moi aussi j'adore le basket

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    C'est au stade Charlemagne non

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    Waow le début est violent et ça devient tout calme mdr

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:29 pm
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    2k13 aaahhhh la bonne vieille époque

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  • August 18, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    Moi aussi je suis fan des Lakers

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:56 am
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    2:12 = Dents 100% jaunes.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    Il est dèf

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    Mdr le jeu de mot a 1:02 y'a pas plus fin que sa mdr 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Je suis team chocolatine mais fleme la je bataile pas mais…

    CHOCOLATINE!!!!!! quand meme 🤣

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:12 pm
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    2019 on est où

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    Kobe est mort

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  • September 3, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    Son coach Cst kakashi wsh

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    Il dit quand même twash tshalkigne

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    Mettez en 0,75 😂 like si t’es d’accord

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    Je regarde cette vidéo pour me consoler de notre défaite 👌🥺🥺

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  • September 15, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    2019???

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    Tu es blazer ptdr😁

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    Rip nba2k13 en 2019

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  • September 22, 2019 at 4:25 pm
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    Les laker de loin la meilleure équipe

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  • September 23, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    Ton prof ce kakashi

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  • September 23, 2019 at 7:32 pm
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    Moi, TOUT LE MONDER m'appelle Midorima

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  • September 27, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    Grouille toi yaoi😆

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:13 pm
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    2019 ?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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    Qui pense a Kuroko no basket en regardant mdr

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  • October 5, 2019 at 1:57 am
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    Prêt pour voir arriver les 2 matches de la franchise NBA à Paris dès le 24/01/2020 ? ))

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  • October 5, 2019 at 4:24 pm
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    Vive les lekers los angelels

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  • October 6, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    Qui a remarqué qu'il change de maillot tout au long de la vidéo ?

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  • October 6, 2019 at 10:44 pm
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    Il a raison ton entraîneur Grouille toi !

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Moi je dis atchoum à chaque fois que quelqu'un fais un lencer franc

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:35 pm
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    il taaaa poster 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • October 10, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Mdr il parlait comme djimo avant 😂

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  • October 10, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    2019?,??

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  • October 11, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    Team pain au chocolat

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  • October 12, 2019 at 11:27 am
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    Mettez en vitesse 1,25 et vous avez le Kevin d aujourd'hui

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  • October 12, 2019 at 12:35 pm
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    Moi aussi avec tes vidéos

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  • October 13, 2019 at 2:30 pm
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    C'est quoi le titre de la chanson au début svp

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  • October 13, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    Nba2k13 place a 2k20 maintenant.

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  • October 13, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    J'adore les vidéos du rire jaune

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  • October 15, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    Jsp pk mais ces lèvres jerssée ca ma stress de ouf !!!!!

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  • October 16, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    ptn mec avant on aurait dit un dark sasuke

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  • October 17, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    Qui 2019 ???

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  • October 18, 2019 at 7:30 pm
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    NBA2K13 😂 pathétique on est a NBA2K20

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:11 am
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    Raph c kakashi

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  • October 21, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    Team allers et Tram Kobe

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  • October 21, 2019 at 7:03 pm
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    Qui est la en 2019 ? Et la musique de fond svp

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  • October 22, 2019 at 7:58 am
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    Slt venez sur ma chaîne

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  • October 22, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    C'est quoi la vrais citation de confucius ?

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  • October 24, 2019 at 7:09 am
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    Mon frère aussi est ULTRA fan de basket !Sa chambre ,on se demande si c'est une galerie ou une chambre d'ado😂

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  • October 24, 2019 at 2:48 pm
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    Ma technique pour les reconcentrer:BALLE BALLE BALLE BALLE BALLE BALLE BALLE BALLE BALLE

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  • October 25, 2019 at 5:53 pm
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    Les Golden States

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  • October 26, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    Moi j'adoooooooooooooooore le basket-ball

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  • October 26, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    3:56 on dirait moi devant le but de Sergi Roberto contre paris (2017)

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  • October 27, 2019 at 11:26 am
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    Zlleleleorms,idem’riemédiemr’id

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  • October 27, 2019 at 1:37 pm
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    Les chiens font wouaf wouaf
    Les chats font miaou miaou
    Et les debiles font qui est là en 2019

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  • October 27, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    Kevin il accélère les vidéos mtn ou quoi 😂

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  • October 30, 2019 at 2:21 pm
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    Kevin tu parle comme ton père

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  • November 3, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Chocolatine

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