Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored


– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT
TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs]
JEEZ. – WHAT?
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. I’M LANCE MOORE.
TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT?
PAUSE. [phone chimes] OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN’S BEEN TEXTING ME. “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” [phone chimes] – “SORRY, DUDE,
MISSED YOUR TEXTS. “I ASSUMED WE’D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER.
I DON’T CARE.” “WHATEVER. I DON’T CARE”? WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM? “DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?” – “DO YOU EVEN WANT
TO HANG OUT?” OH, THAT’S CONSIDERATE. “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER.” – “LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER”? FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, “YOU…” – “ARE FUCKING PRICELESS.” AWW.
“YOU’RE THE…” – “ONE WHO’S FUCKING PRICELESS”? THIS M– THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO–
OKAY, MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
OKAY. “YOU WANT TO GO…” – “RIGHT NOW?” HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. [clears throat] “OKAY…” – “OKAY, LET’S GO”? HE SAID OKA–
“OKAY, LET’S GO”? ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
“YOU WANT TO REALLY…” – “DO THIS NOW?”
KEEGAN, YOU NUT. YOU’RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. – “FUCK YEAH, LET’S DO IT”? OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! – “FIRST ROUND’S MINE.” – OH, NO!
OH, NO! THERE AIN’T GONNA BE
NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT’S GONNA BE
A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A– – ♪ ‘CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA
PARTY AND THE PARTY DON’T STOP ♪ – YOU! – BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND’S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET
FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT– WHAT’S THAT? – UH, I-I GOT YOU
A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. – FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC
JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Text Message Confusion – Uncensored

  • August 30, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    This makes me think about how misunderstandings happen so easily nowadays on the Internet πŸ˜„ This skit is priceless! I also keep thinking about how the setup was very intentional. One drinking coffee, the other smoking pot. One playing video games, the other grocery shopping… I wonder even if they decided not to put a screen of the actual texts because of the ways that could've thrown things off. Either way, these 2 are genius

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  • August 30, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Now we know, dont drink coffee. Smoke pot instead. #gogreen

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    Lmao I’m so Keegan

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  • August 30, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    I remember all my dreams

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  • August 30, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    This is kind of the reason why I prefer talking over the phone or in person in order to avoid MISCOMMUNICATION.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    when he got on the sink😭

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    Long distance relationships in a nutshell

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:34 pm
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    0:57 funnest part of this sketch. Laughed out loud on this one ahaha.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    So true

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  • August 31, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    Me and my friend 100%!!!

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:15 am
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    🀣

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:42 am
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    These two are racist bitches

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    P R I C E L E S S

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  • August 31, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    Too many times.. lol

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  • August 31, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    Oh no, ain't gonna be no rounds….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    I’m Jordan, my wife is Keye

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    That's how girls beπŸ˜£πŸ˜‚

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    This is so true lol

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    Emojis to the rescue.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    This is reality af HAHAHAHA!

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    Yoo this be me Lmfaoo

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    0:17Β  That's cool lance more shot out, who dat… ! https://youtu.be/dgteiuijDhg

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  • September 1, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    Should've just called dude.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    That’s why call your friend before you go out with him

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    i wonder. if a real life mix up with these guys inspired this skit? πŸ˜‚

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  • September 2, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    I am always Keegan in this scenario…

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    Aint gonna be no round its gonna be a fucking street fight πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒ

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  • September 2, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    I showed this to my GF, she said she doesn't understand it.. Thats the last time I TEXTED HER :-p

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  • September 2, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    GOTTA USE EMOJIS TO CLARIFY INTENT PLAYA

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  • September 3, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm the one that gets mad for nothing!!

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  • September 3, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    LMAO

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:48 am
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    RELATABLEEEEEE

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    No he didn't bri g Lucille ( WALKING DEAD FANS KWTF IM TALKING ABOUT" πŸ™‚

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  • September 3, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    If this ain't the realest shit I've ever seen…

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:15 pm
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    That's the difference between two people, where 1 smokes weed and the other doesn't.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    LOL!!!!

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    Keegan so extra πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    I know it's not the point, but I have autism and when I talk to people it can be like this on a daily basis

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:50 pm
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    Protected by the First Amendment on a platform that only allows liberal fucktardery.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    They are crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    Lmfao im weak

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    This is how me and my girlfriends text each other sometimes πŸ˜‚

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  • September 4, 2019 at 9:23 am
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    this me and my bestfriend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:45 am
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    Angry Keegan is funny as hell.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:46 am
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    Was about to give him the Neagan at the end there lol

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:47 am
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    Keegan on Reno 911 as Hypothetical Criminal and Cocaine Cow was great too. If you haven't checked those out.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Me and my ex gf

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  • September 4, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    This may be a comedy skit, but the struggle is real.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    ok i am done !!!
    this is so accurate af

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  • September 5, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    What the hell Peele doing on YouTube

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    Have a great September guys!

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    OH MY FUCKING GOD. I JUST REALISED THE FUCKING MUSIC FROM THEIR LMFAO SKIT IS ON IN THE BACKGROUND AT THE BAR. the fucking detail

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Key should play Deadpool in the next movie #KeyforPool

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    Post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume? Wow these dudes are so creative, who even thinks about stuff like that?

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    The real question is how the hell he got in with a BAT with NAILS in it?

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    MY LIFE. 😣🀣

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    when keep it real goes wrong

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  • September 6, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    Epic!!!!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    1:51 that counter hop got me dying

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  • September 6, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    They in the same house πŸ˜‚

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    Was he really about to commit m*rder? πŸ˜‚ Way too much caffeine buddy.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    Lance Moore shoutout at the beginning of the video lol

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    Hes singing the lmfao song at the end ahahahahahahahahah

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:44 am
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    This is why I hate texting. Nothing gets across right like a joke.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:02 pm
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    πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 7, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    Lmao depending on my mood I have been both! πŸ˜‚

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    Girls texting there boyfriends

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:40 pm
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    Bout to commit first degree murder over a text… What the hell lol

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    Precious…

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    Great

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  • September 9, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    "Can't catch me I'm Lance Moore" …. He's playing with my saints!!! #WhoDat

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:28 pm
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    This is represention of two types of texters. And yk what the opposites always meet so you are always either of them in any type of texting.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 9:57 pm
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    God this me my husband and meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    PauSE

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:07 am
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    I dont text.

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  • September 10, 2019 at 10:27 am
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    johnny sins got mad

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    Haha. I love the disclaimer protected by the first amendment. Thank God for freedom of speakπŸ˜‚

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  • September 10, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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    i am literally keegan whenever my girlfriend and i are texting

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  • September 11, 2019 at 4:23 am
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    Lmfaooooo

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  • September 11, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    OMG I love it!! I feel like I do that alot!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    That be how girls be when guys say whatever cause they don’t care when they go

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  • September 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    "IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN STREET FIGHT" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    Key went ALL Coach Hines !

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    One had coffee the other weed, it’s perfect

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:35 am
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    He’s always been putting in little hints in anything he pretty much creates

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Who edits these he’s the best editor ever

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:29 pm
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    I expected Jordan to bring a gun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:56 pm
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    How my wife be understanding my text messages sometimes πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©

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  • September 15, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    The 'hmm..uhm.." part was the funniest cause that's how I get when confusing someone's text messages.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    i can look back and laugh, about this ..now, just wish my friends.. and family would.. 😬

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  • September 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    It really be like that though.
    EMOTIONS + TEXTING = Perception of the Recipient.

    Also Guys.. STOP TEXTING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! CALL HER A__
    Unless you want to end up on the other end of a Baseball Nail bat!

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  • September 15, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    last part is so soothing!

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  • September 16, 2019 at 5:30 pm
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    I mean we all experienced this, on both sides of the phone HAHA

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  • September 16, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    what are the odds that he was putting together a post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson costume?

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  • September 17, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    This is so my life πŸ˜‚

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  • September 17, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Alls well that ends well

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  • September 17, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    When your friend insulted you and you love it, that’s a true friend lol

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  • September 18, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    "he. wiyyl. muhr-dhur. u." – shadey landlord

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