Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch


– SO THE OTHER THING
I’M THINKING IS MAYBE WITH THE PLASMA BOLTS, INSTEAD
OF GOING THE TRADITIONAL WAY AND HAVING THEM ACTUALLY
EMANATING FROM HIS HANDS, WHAT IF THEY CAME
FROM HIS AURA? THEY JUST CAME–
– UH, HE’S HERE. – OH, GOD. THANK YOU. GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING. MARVEL LEGEND STAN LEE
CALLS ME ON THE PHONE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO
AND SAYS, “I’D LIKE TO STOP BY.” SO I JUST THOUGHT THAT’D BE
A GREAT TREAT SO HE’S– – EXCELSIOR! – HEY! MR. LEE!
– ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. LET’S GET GOING. – OH, YOU’RE HERE
TO PITCH US SOME CHARACTERS? – YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR
I HAVE. ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE HERE. WE GOT TO… EASEL WORK’S
A LITTLE BIT RUSTY. DON’T TOUCH THAT. OKAY. INTRODUCING… HEYDAY. HE LIVES PERPETUALLY
IN HIS BEST YEAR: 1982. HIS NEMESIS IS
THE EVIL WRITER’S BLOCK. HE’LL LIVE FOREVER AS LONG
AS HE CONTINUES TO COME UP WITH GREAT, INTERESTING,
AND RELEVANT IDEAS. WELL, THAT GOT NOTHING. – MR. LEE,
I JUST–I JUST FEEL, YOU KNOW, WE’RE REALLY BUSY THIS MORNING,
YOU– – UH-UH-UH-UH, THIS AIN’T
MY FIRST RODEO, SONNY BOY. I GOT A MILLION OF ‘EM. ALL RIGHT. DR. BALANCE. HE’S AN AGING ROBOTICS SCIENTIST WHO NEVER SLIPS AND FALLS
IN THE SHOWER. IT’S WHERE AM I, MAN? NO MATTER HOW LATE AT NIGHT
HE GETS UP TO GO NUMBER ONE, HE ALWAYS KNOWS EXACTLY
WHERE HE IS. THERMOSTATRO. HE HAS THE POWER
TO CONTROL ANY THERMOSTAT, WHICH MEANS
HE NEVER HAS TO BE TORMENTED BY ANY SUDDENLY COLD SPOTS.
TECHNO. HE UNDERSTANDS HOW TO CONTROL
ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICE. THINGS LIKE THE COMPUTER
OR THE LITTLE HAND COMPUTER. ROAD RAGE. HE GETS BEHIND INNOCENT DRIVERS
ON THE THOROUGHFARE ON THEIR WAY HOME
FROM THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE AND HE LEANS
ON HIS RADIOACTIVE HORN AND THEY SAY, “HEY! COME ON,
GET OFF OF MY BUMPER, HOT ROD! WE’RE GOIN’ AS FAST AS WE CAN!” WHERE’D YOU GUYS COME FROM? OH, YEAH.
HERE’S THE GRAY CHASER. HER SPECIAL POWERS ARE
SHE’S 40, HAS NO KIDS, AND SHE’S GOT A ROCKIN’ HOT BOD. SHE’S ONLY INTO OLDER DUDES
WITH PONYTAILS AND LIVER SPOTS. HOMESTEAD. HE’S GOT THE MUTANT ABILITY
TO FORCE ANY OF HIS BUSY ADULT CHILDREN
TO COME VISIT FOR A CHANGE. I MEAN, WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO PICK UP A PHONE? HOW ‘BOUT AN EVIL VILLAIN, HUH? THE OVERWEIGHT JAMAICAN MAID. ALSO KNOWN AS JAMILA! SHE STEALS THINGS. – MR. LEE,
I’M–I’M–I’M SO SORRY. JUST, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I-I DON’T THINK THAT, UH… I DON’T THINK THAT WE COULD USE
ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. – OH. SO SAY THE ROOM? – YES.
– YEAH. – OH. NO, I-I-I UNDERSTAND. DON’T MIND ME. SOMETIMES YOU’RE JUST
SHOOTING BLANKS. I KNOW WHEN I’M NOT WANTED. JUST…TOSS THE REST OF ‘EM IN THE, UH, TRASH COMPACTOR
OR WHATEVER YA GOT THESE DAYS. – IT WAS A REAL HONOR, SIR,
TO HAVE YOU. – AH. [laughs] EUREKA. I’VE JUST BEEN INSPIRED. NOW, THIS IS A SUPERHERO TEAM, A RAGTAG GROUP OF
MULTIETHNICS KNOWN AS… THE FIRED BUNCH. THEY POSSESS
THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO BITE THE VERY HAND
THAT FEEDS THEM AND ARE CURSED
TO WALK THE STREETS FOR AN ETERNITY
UNEMPLOYED. WHAT DO YOU THINK? – WE LOVE IT! – EXCELSIOR!
– EXCELSIOR!

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele YouTube channel for all the classics as well as new-to-YouTube sketches: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ?sub_confirmation=1

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:12 pm
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    So he threatened to fire them unless they use his characters? Okay…

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  • August 24, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    Rip stan lee

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    Sounds like his DC books

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:28 pm
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    3:41 Endgame Dr.Strange's gesture confirmed.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    Funny 😄 #RIpStanLEE

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:05 am
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    RIP STAN

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    I feel like if big wheel is a character, then road rage and techno can be too

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    Wtf that’s not Stan lee

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    2:44 uhhh I think you mean a hand computer…

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:15 pm
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    if a a guy whose superpower is that he can rip his limbs off and use it as a weapon exist why cant they lol

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    “Sunny boy”

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    Heyday is just Stanlee himself

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:42 am
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    Rip to the legend Stan! 🕊

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:51 am
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    I hope the comment sections not just RiP sTaN lEe I want a normal ass comment section plz

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    May That Wonderfull and Creative Man Rest In Peace 🙏

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    Jamela!!! She steals things lmao.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:51 am
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    …and that's why Disney and their SJW writers killed Stan Lee.

    THE END

    Because too soon ain't soon enough. 🔜🃏

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    Isnt that whiteface?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    Not cool to make fun of a dead dude.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    Techno would've actually worked in today's world

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    He was talking about them getting fired at the end right..? Ive watched this a bunch of times and just realized what he said.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    RIP Stan lee

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    RIP Stan lee

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:06 pm
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    Stan lee looked cool everytime you seen him! R.I.P.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:08 pm
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    Lol "hand computer"

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:08 am
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    This fool said Eureka! Lol!! I’m dead

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    Techno actually sounds pretty cool

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Stan lee save Spider-Man please

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    "She steals things!" 😂😂😂

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    RIP Stan Lee 🙏

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    Still got it

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    Rip

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:44 am
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    Techno would be a hard super hero tho

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:59 am
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    Rest In Peace, Stan…

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    unemployed for eternity hahah

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    who else thought Techno was actually a good superhero idea?

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    yeah stan lee is dumb fuck stan lee

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  • August 30, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    Rip mister lee you are and will always be missed

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  • August 30, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Heydey fucks to live lives to fuck

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  • August 30, 2019 at 9:09 pm
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    Rip stan

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:02 pm
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    RIP stan lee

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  • August 31, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    RIP STAN LEE

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  • August 31, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    So key and Peele make a skit on how an aging stan lee, the greatest comic super hero creator, has writers block and is rebuffed by the most dense, uninventive, unoriginal and unimaginative generation in history?!?!?!?! Sounds like some people think pretty high of themselves. 🤔🤭

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    RIP Stan Lee

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  • August 31, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    When stanlees black

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    hey day legs tho

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    F (._.) you live in my ❤️

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    TEchno seems to actually work. 🤔

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    Watch Marvel steal techno man from key and peel…..

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  • September 1, 2019 at 10:30 am
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    2019?

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:43 pm
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    Techno and Road Rage better be made into books, or I’ll be pissed.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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    RIP Stan Lee ;3;

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  • September 1, 2019 at 4:48 pm
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    GREAT CONCLUSION or FINAL THOUGHTS from the GREAT Stan Lee. Named, "The Fired Bunch! By the EXCELSIOR /ikˈselsēər/   Used in the names of hotels, newspapers, and other products to indicate superior quality.  -Oxford, online dictionary.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    How PBS kids handle their super hero's LMAO

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    "Or the little hand computer"

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  • September 1, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Rip stan lee

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  • September 1, 2019 at 11:57 pm
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    He even had a cameo at Kee and Peely‘s

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  • September 2, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    Rest in peace stan lee😭

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  • September 2, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    What this acapella lyrics at the end?

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  • September 2, 2019 at 3:55 pm
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    Rest In Peace, the strongest hero.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Where am I man? sounds like my life sum up

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    There should be an end- scene

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  • September 2, 2019 at 11:46 pm
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    can we get an F in chat

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  • September 3, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    It’s funny how all the heroes he pitched are all things the elderly desire to have today.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    " The Grey Chasher"..

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  • September 3, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    Stan would have loved this

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    Sounds like Ben 10 aliens

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    Dont ake fun from Stan u nigro

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    This did not age well, with superheros getting pointlessly edgy and Stan Lee dying

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    Some of these aren't bad

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  • September 4, 2019 at 1:15 am
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    RIP Stan Lee 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    I wish this skit was as good as Stan Lee’s real characters are. What a turd! Things are only funny when they lie but get close to reality, idiots.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    If you close your eyes and just listen to Jordan peele in this sketch, it feels like you are listening to George Carlin.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:54 am
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    RIP Stan Lee

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:29 pm
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    Rest.In.Paradise

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    1:50, brilliant

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:50 am
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    RIP to a legend😭😭😭

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  • September 6, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    Road Rage and Gray Chaser please!

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  • September 6, 2019 at 9:04 am
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    At 3:57, I thought he was gonna say "The Avengers" lol.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    I assure you. If these guys weren't black I'd be calling them off for being racist. They just do mindbending stuff I tell you.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    Rip Stan Lee

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  • September 7, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    Her special power is she's 40

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:38 am
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    Rip Stan lee

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  • September 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    Some of these sound more interesting than actual Marvel characters

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    RIP Stan

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    Man I miss Stan Lee😢

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    R.I.P STAN

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  • September 9, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    He is death…..

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  • September 9, 2019 at 3:26 pm
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    Lol Did he basically just threaten their careers?!

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    Dat nigga ded now

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  • September 10, 2019 at 7:41 am
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    0:38 that sound is so funny to me

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    i miss Stan Lee.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    Not gonna lie. Those superhero ideas were pretty good.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 7:33 pm
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    And cursed to walk the streets for eternity unemployed

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Don’t u joke on Stan lee u bastards

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