Key & Peele – Slap-Ass: In Recovery – Uncensored


SLAP-ASS! SLAP-ASS!
SLAP-ASS! WHOO!
HEY, GARCIA. – GET HIM UP OUT OF HERE!
GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM! YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM.
AHORA! – AHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS,
SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS. – WHOO.
– GOOD GAME, GUYS, WAY TO GO. – GOOD HIT, GARCIA. – HEY! OH, YOU DON’T–HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, KNOCK IT OFF. YOU CAN’T DO THAT.
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. PLEASE KNOW, RAFI JUST GOT OUT OF TREATMENT,
REMEMBER? WE DON’T WANT TO TRIGGER HIM
WITH ANY SLAP-ASS. – HEY! WHAT THE FUCK
IS GOING ON HERE? WHY WE ALL ACTING
LIKE THE FUNERAL IN HERE? – NO, NOTHING, RAFI, HEH. YOU JUST CAUGHT US IN THE LULL
IN THE CONVERSATION, MAN. WE’RE HAPPY.
all: YEAH! – YAY!
– WE’RE HAPPY HERE. – I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID
FOR A SECOND, ‘CAUSE, I MEAN,
THAT WAS A GOOD GAME, HUH? GOOD GAME.
– YEAH, GOOD GAME. – ALL RIGHT.
HEY, GOOD GAME. GOOD GAME, MAN. GOOD GAME. OKAY. THERE’S AELEFANTEIN THE ROOM. YOU KNOW,
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. SI, I HAD A PROBLEM. IT WAS BAD. AT MY LOWEST POINT, I WOULD SNEAK
INTO A HORSE’S STABLE. WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF
AT 1:00 A.M. IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR HAND IN THE AIR AND A HORSE’S ASS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW IT’S BAD. – OH, RAFI. – BUT I’M OKAY NOW. I’M ALL BETTER, GUYS, HONESTLY. JUST TREAT ME
LIKE I’M NORMAL, OKAY? – OKAY, RAFI.
– LET’S HAVE SOME FUN. – OKAY, RAFI.
– IT’S A GAME. IT’S BASEBALL.
– HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HERE, HERE. – YOU FUCKING GUYS.
– IT’S A GOOD GAME. – GARCIA, YOU CAN PICK UP
YOUR GLOVE. [whispering]
COME ON, PICK UP YOUR GLOVE. [laughs] HEY, WHAT I TOLD YOU, HUH? IT’S JUST NORMAL, GUYS.
COME ON. YOU SEE, I’M FINE.
I’M ALL BETTER NOW. YOU GUYS CAN DO
THE NORMAL STUFF. BE YOURSELVES.
BEND THINGS OVER. PICK THINGS UP. YOU KNOW, DO YOUR STRETCHES. TOUCH YOUR TOES,
YOU STUPID FUCKERS. – [whistles]
EXCUSE, POR FAVOR. HOLA, AMIGOS. – HOLA.
– MY NAME IS RUBEN. I JUST CAME OVER
FROM THE BRAVES’ FARM TEAM. I’M FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. – HEY.
– OH. – WE’RE ALL FROM
THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. – YEAH.
– I’M REALLY EXCITED TO BE WORKING
AND PLAYING WITH YOU ALL. GO, RHINOS.
all: GO, RHINOS. – ALL RIGHT.
– GO, RHINOS! – ALL RIGHT.
– WHOO. – THAT’S THE KIND OF SPIRIT
I LIKE TO SEE THERE, RUBEN. ALL RIGHT,
WELCOME TO THE SQUAD, MAN. – THANK YOU.
– IT’S GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER– – ALL RIGHT.
MUY BUENO. ALL RIGHT. – WE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT. – WHOO. – OH, THEY, UH… REALLY PUT YOUR LOCKER
RIGHT NEXT TO MY LOCKER, HUH? – I GUESS SO. – YEAH, YEAH.
– YOU GOT THIS, MAN. – YOU’RE JUST
SPENDING AN AWFUL LOT OF TIME DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW? – HEY, I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF. – YEAH.
– A LOT. – I SEE THAT. – RAFI, YOU CAN DO THIS. – OH, MY GOODNESS. – YOU OKAY THERE, BUDDY? YOU’RE NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD. – I AM FEELING
A LITTLE BIT FLUSHED. – YOU KNOW,
I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU. MAYBE WE COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS,
MAYBE EVEN THE BEST OF FRIENDS. – MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. ANOTHER PLACE. BUT NOT HERE. NOT NOW. – WELL, EITHER WAY, WE’RE TEAMMATES, AND SO,
ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK AWAY. – GOT IT.
– EH. – OKAY.
– GO, RHINOS! – OKAY.
– YEAH! UH! – OH, NO. NO, RAFI! – SLAP-ASS!
– RAFI, NO! – I WANT TO SLAP-ASS!
I WANT TO SLAP IT! – NO, YOU CANNOT PLAY SLAP-ASS.
– YES, I WANT TO SLAP IT. – YOU CANNOT PLAY SLAP-ASS. – YOU CAN’T
KEEP ME FROM SLAP-ASS. – YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SLAP-ASS.
– I NEED TO SLAP IT. – YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SLAP-ASS!
– YES, YES, I CAN HAVE IT. – NO SLAP-ASS.
NO SLAP-ASS. – YES, SLAP-ASS. – NO SLAP-ASS.
– SLAP-ASS– – NO SLAP-ASS. both: NO SLAP-ASS. – THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. – I AM SO EXCITED. I AM SO EXCITED. – I KNOW IT’S A BIG ASS. – I’M SO, SO SCARED.
– I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. IT WAS JUST TOO HARD TO RESIST. – OKAY. – ARE YOU OKAY? – I’M OKAY.
– OKAY. – HEY, GUYS. YOU KNOW MAYBE
AFTER A GAME VICTORY WE COULD ALL GO DANCING, RIGHT?
HUH? BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP,
BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP. BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP. [in slow motion]
BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP. – [in slow motion]
NO! – SLAP-ASS!

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Slap-Ass: In Recovery – Uncensored

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:24 pm
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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    "haha stupij fujkers

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  • October 1, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    I legit sat up in my chair when Ramirez slapped Benitez. I was like, "oh shit……"

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  • October 1, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    SLAP! ASS!

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  • October 1, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    Two words. ..Raul Mondesi. He use to make me want to 👋🏼+🍑

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  • October 1, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    "Thlap ath Garthia"

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  • October 1, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    Lmaooo This is my favorite clip

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    "Garcea, ju can pica da gluh……common, pika da gluh."

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    "We gonna needa biga boat" 😂

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    "You ok there buddy? U not looking to good….
    I am feelin a bit frosteh"

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:49 am
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    Better love story than Twilight 4:13

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    Gosh the guy saying bah buh bah buh bah in slow motion while he was dancing is freaking hilarious!!! Haha

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  • October 2, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    So…. No slap ass?! Throws phone

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:06 am
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    That the guys who plays thomas dubois

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    This is the stupidest and most brilliant skit they did 😂

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat." 😂😂😭😭😭

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Lmfao!!!! We’re gonna need a bigger boat LMFAO

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:09 pm
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    This is actually going on in my school. Everybody is slapping each others butts except for the boys cause they not gay lmao

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  • October 3, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Damn nigga this some sad ass thug shit

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  • October 3, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    My crush: hey I dropped my pencil and it rolled near your desk can I pass by so I can get it

    Me: sure, go ahead

    My crush: thanks 3:35

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  • October 3, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    02:26 I'm fucking crying dudes

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  • October 3, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    Lol

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:32 am
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    This is why the NFL got rid of Michael Sam. 😅😅

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    Me in my class

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Lmaoooooo he almost relapsed

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:43 am
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    I love how he sings “abouuuut it” 😂😂😂

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    5:47

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    “I am so excited” 😂😂😂

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:06 am
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    Thlap attthhh

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:07 am
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    “En u kno I wanna talc abaaaawt ett”

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:13 pm
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    Dat ass doe I wouldn’t blame him if he wanted to slap dat ass

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:47 pm
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    This was disturbing to watch

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Touch your toes you stupid fuckerrrrssss!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    Ruben is stupid thiccc!!!!! 🎂🍑

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  • October 5, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    Is this not considered racist? I feel like if a whole guy was playing him it would be racist

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  • October 5, 2019 at 6:42 am
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    “No slap ass! No slap ass! No slap ass! No slap ass! No slap ass!” Had me dying LMAO😂

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  • October 5, 2019 at 8:00 am
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    don't drop the soap
    Don't drop the glove

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  • October 5, 2019 at 1:36 pm
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    This is straight up homophobic..

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  • October 5, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    They don't even have to be talking and they are supra-hilarious, I wish I would have discovered them earlier I love them.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    seriously this guys killing me🤣
    just give them grammy award
    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻!!!

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  • October 6, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    This video was the brownest fucking skit.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    I got so emotionally ivolved…

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  • October 6, 2019 at 12:38 pm
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    That save by the bell reference.."im so excited"…by jesse lol

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  • October 6, 2019 at 2:17 pm
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    the acting cracks me up

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  • October 6, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    Who else noticed pretty much the whole team was is wearing the same chain.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    that voice 😂😂

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  • October 6, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    Lol

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  • October 6, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    Elefante in the room LMAO

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  • October 6, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    Ruben Ramirez died of a fatal bout of slap-ass.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    As an athlete and I can confirm this is a real issue

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  • October 7, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    What’s with the team the rhinos they also used the same team for a football team🤔 I wonder if there is and Significance

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:31 pm
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    So gay lol

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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    This must have been a nightmare

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  • October 7, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    Thank you haha

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Michael from wives of Platomic

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    5:47

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    This can easily be a gay skit 😜

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    Lol that accent

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    3:40 “We,re gonna need a bigger boat” 😂😂

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:47 am
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    Would have been much better if they didn't write the "I'm so gay" line. Slap ass doesn't necessarily have to be done by gay guys. Not at all. I didn't even think he was gay until he said it.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:00 am
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    "You stupid fuckers." Lmao

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:55 am
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    Funny how everyone was scared of him at first but immediately dropped the fear once they knew Ruben was the target now.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    ‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat’

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    u can pick up ur glove was a seductive position enough but the new guy had to dance lol bouncing his ass, can't blame him hahhh

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:13 pm
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    Man, they're wild for this 😂

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    I was about to cry during this.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    this is basically any straight guy when stuck in a closed space with a thicc girl

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    5:15 I never noticed the Saved by the Bell reference

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  • October 8, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    Reuben Ramirez later found a pegasus and rode it to it's pegasus treasure…

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  • October 9, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    "You know I wanna talk abouuuuuuuuu it"

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  • October 9, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    What a shit was that….

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  • October 9, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    Slap ass

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  • October 9, 2019 at 8:06 pm
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    Meegans brother

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  • October 9, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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    Rhinos 51

    More like

    Area 51

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  • October 9, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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    Those accents are hilarious 🤣

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  • October 9, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    eyyy whataaaa fuckkk…….

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  • October 10, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💥

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  • October 10, 2019 at 2:22 am
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    The saved by the bell reference 😂😂

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  • October 10, 2019 at 4:39 am
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    Bruh go to 6:18 it is my name

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  • October 10, 2019 at 8:40 am
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    There is an elephante in the room!

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:07 am
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    "I'm so excited!
    I'm so scared!"
    Nice reference.

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  • October 11, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    The saved by the bell reference 😂😂😂😂

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  • October 11, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    My brother does this to literally everyone exept my dad and mom. He does it to his girlfriend(although lots of guys do that) he does it to me, and our siblings, and all his guy friends. It hurts cuz hes 6'3 and quite strong.

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  • October 11, 2019 at 12:50 pm
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    “We all from the Dominican Republic”

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  • October 11, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    "an Elefantay in the room" … that is when I started ROFLing in this skit …

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  • October 11, 2019 at 7:33 pm
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    “We’re going to need a bigger boat” 😂😂😂

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    4:50 when its 5 days into no nut november and your homie bends over

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  • October 11, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    4:40 that’s we he knew he fucked up

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  • October 12, 2019 at 12:20 am
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    LMAO all Dominicans

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    As a Dominican the English accent is almost identical as a real Dominican English accent like grown up

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    Haha gayyyyy (Chinese man in back of class).jpeg

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  • October 12, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    🤣🤣🤣 his Hispanic accent!

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    We’re all from the DR 3:30 😂

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    Kkkkkkkkkkk

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:55 am
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    Better than the most movies in Hollywood

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  • October 12, 2019 at 3:49 am
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    Slaap aass…

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  • October 12, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    Its funny because this is how most Latino baseball players talk. He reminds me of Roberto Alomar. Remember "Catch the Taste" anyone?

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  • October 12, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    How great would it have been if Chandler’s old boss was here. BING!

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