How to PITCH a music tech STARTUP to investors


Polyjamer rap-pitch and product demo,
all at the same time, here we go… Check the lyrics. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m a man on a mission, to teach each one of you to be a musician. With this app anyone can make a phat beat, and jam with friends at home or on the street. Yo, it’s the funky app we call Polyjamer, a new music language, you don’t need to know grammar. It’s so intuitive you can jam with your grandma, so let me show you how it works: you swipe up to play HIGH, you swipe down to play LOW, you swipe right to play FAST and left to play SLOW, thats all you need to know. So, 75% of people admit they wish they could
play a musical instrument. Some never learn, some try and then quit, with our app you can just tap and make a hit. ‘Cause we put the focus on usability, at any age you can engage your creativity. Collaborate online or together in real-time, it’s a one-of-a-kind product and we’ve got
a killer team: our CTO, he doesn’t know defeat, he never stops coding, he’s debugging in he’s sleep. Our CFO, she’s not a first time founder, she raised $100 million dollars before I found her. And I am Gadi, I’m the CEO, a music tech hacker 10 years in a row, I bring the big vision and the product plan and I can rock a pitch like no one else can. (Drum-break) Now cut the bullshit, I ain’t trying to be
funny, let me tell you how we’re gonna make some money: 1. Selling style packs in the app, with different instruments, graphics and all of that. A special new way for musicians to engage with their fans, selling interactive versions of their tracks. 2. We’re gonna have a pro version too, ’cause so many DJs love what this app can do. With Polyjamer pro, you can easily compose live tracks on stage while staying in the flow. 3. We’re gonna keep the basic app free, but
for premium features there’s a monthly fee. Features that completely enhance the app usage, enabling the users to fine tune their music. 4. There’s more! We can offer special deals for pro gear right here on our store. Partner up with music hardware companies to steer Polyjamers that are truly hard -core. 5. We can utilise the music engine to drive our company to music education, we strive to service rehabilitation and license our technologies
for corporations. That’s the B2B to the B2C in just 5 models so I hope you see, we’re full of good ideas and the right energy, don’t even get me started on our exit strategy. We’re seeking to raise 150K, if your’e an angel,
VC, or corporate partner that’s ok! Just hit the link below, get your shares and get rich(er), and if you liked this video please share this rap pitch, babe.

21 thoughts on “How to PITCH a music tech STARTUP to investors

  • November 1, 2017 at 10:42 pm
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    Really, really cool stuff. Gread pitch I never forget.

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  • November 2, 2017 at 7:10 am
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    We were convinced to have a great pitch. But that's 3 Minutes ago… – Amazing job: thumbs up and good luck!

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  • November 3, 2017 at 11:36 am
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    Best pitch i've seen, great!

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  • November 4, 2017 at 12:32 am
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    where's the link to invest?

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  • November 4, 2017 at 1:38 am
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    Where's the cringe button???

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  • November 6, 2017 at 2:25 pm
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    Fucking genius! Great pitch!

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  • November 7, 2017 at 6:08 am
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    BIG UP 😎

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  • November 7, 2017 at 9:11 am
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    One of the coolest pitches I've ever heard!

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  • November 7, 2017 at 11:22 am
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    Best product demo ever!
    Respect!!!

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  • November 7, 2017 at 11:24 am
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    Ахуенно!

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  • November 7, 2017 at 11:48 am
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    GET!

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  • November 7, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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    I don't have money or I'd have already invested 😀 😀

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  • November 7, 2017 at 1:51 pm
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    Cool! So, what about Android app? I using Pixel XL

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  • November 7, 2017 at 4:59 pm
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    The best!
    Android version?!

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  • November 7, 2017 at 5:45 pm
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    Truly awesome! Wish they develop Android version to test the product.

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  • November 7, 2017 at 7:55 pm
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    Хто з медузи?

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  • November 9, 2017 at 9:51 pm
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    Best pitch ☆☆☆☆☆

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  • February 2, 2018 at 6:27 am
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    Hahah!

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  • January 2, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    Very Creative !!!!

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  • February 1, 2019 at 8:35 pm
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    do you guys invest in upcoming artists? I need an investor in Sacramento, CA

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  • September 15, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    Yo I’m the guy who has a problem with my beats and I emailed u great work!

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