Godfrey: Black People “Dominate Sports” – This Week at the Comedy Cellar


>>WHAT’S UP, GUYS? MY NAME IS GODFREY. ORIGINALLY FROM CHICAGO. PARENTS FROM WEST AFRICA, NIGERIA. HAD A VERY DIVERSE GROUP OF FRIENDS. OUR BASEBALL TEAM, WE HAD A PITCHER FROM INDIA. FIRST
BASEMAN WAS FROM MEXICO. I’M NIGERIAN. WE HAD AFRICAN-AMERICANS. WE WERE SO MIXED I REMEMBER WHEN WE PLAYED ALL WHITE TEAMS, THEY WOULD CALL US EVERY RACIAL SLUR WHILE WE WERE ON THE FIELD. WE WOULD LITERALLY GO, I THINK HE’S TALKING ABOUT YOU. ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I MET DOING STAND-UP open mics WAS
BERNIE MAC. AND BERNIE MAC HAD OPEN MICS ON
THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO. I SEEN THIS DARK SKIN MAN WITH GLASSES GOING ‘I’M TELLING YOU
YOU MOTHER [BLEEP]. LET ME TELL YOU, I’M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED.” FIRST THING I HEARD. I WENT ON STAGE AND FROM THERE I’M LIKE, I AIN’T GOING BACK, THIS IS IT.>>LOSE YOUR MIND FOR GODFREY! [ APPLAUSE ]>>YOU EVER BEEN DEEP SOUTH? DEEP DEEP SOUTH. THOSE ARE THE ONES, THE DEEP SOUTH, WHERE THE MOUTHS DON’T MOVE. HEY MAN, I JUST GONNA LET YOU KNOW YOU FUNNY AS HELL RIGHT THERE, OH, YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S RIGHT, I OUGHT TO TELL YOU THAT, YOU JUST HA, HA, YEH. I LOVE ALABAMA FOOTBALL, OKAY. DON’T MATTER IF YOU’RE BOOING. DON’T MATTER. THEYRE GOOD
PLAYERS. YOU MUST BE FROM A LOSER SCHOOL. THEY WERE THE LAST TO HAVE BLACK PLAYERS, ALABAMA FOOTBALL. AND BEAR BRYANT AT THE TIME, HE WAS THE COACH OUT OF ALABAMA AND WAS LIKE I THINK WE NEED COLORED PLAYERS. AND THE ALUMNI IS LIKE WE DON’T WANT NO GOD DAMNED COLORED — NO COLORED PLAYERS, YOU BETTER NOT — [ UNINTELLIGIBLE ] I’M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, RIGHT? AND THEN, ONE DAY, ALABAMA WAS PLAYING A TEAM WITH COLORED PLAYERS. AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SAW. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? THAT WAS ONE OF THEM COLORED PLAYERS, COACH. LET ME GET THE PHONE. YEAH, WE NEED SOME COLORED PLAYERS. WHY? TO CATCH THE OTHER COLORED PLAYERS.>>OH, THE WHITE GUYS JUST WENT BY. HOLY SHIT. I MEAN, I JUST SAYING WE DOMINATE THE SPORT. ANY TIME WE GET INTERESTED IN SPORTS, WE TAKING IT FROM YOU. GOLF, TOOK IT FROM YOU. TENNIS, TOOK IT FROM YOU. ALL THAT SHIT. WE JUST GOT TO GET INTERESTED.
KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE X GAMES
MOTHER [BLEEP]. CUZ YOU WERE TIRED OF BLACK
DUDES TAKING ALL YOUR SHIT. YOU WERE LIKE ‘DUDE WE GOT TO
FIND SOMETHING THAT THESE BLACK
DUDES WON’T TOUCH. HOW ABOUT WE JUMP OUT OF A HELICOPTER ON A BIKE INTO A GARBAGE CAN?’ HOW ABOUT THAT? THEY’LL NEVER
[BLEEP] DO IT THEY’LL JUST NEVER
[BLEEP] DO IT.

38 thoughts on “Godfrey: Black People “Dominate Sports” – This Week at the Comedy Cellar

  • December 10, 2018 at 9:04 pm
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    Actually the fastest man alive on bmx is black. Lol

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  • December 10, 2018 at 9:24 pm
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    I dont think he ever watched X games

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  • December 10, 2018 at 11:01 pm
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    "….jump out of a helicopter, on a bike, and into a garbage can? They'll never do it…" lol

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  • December 10, 2018 at 11:13 pm
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    He does a good impression of a banjo.

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  • December 11, 2018 at 1:18 am
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    Aye that’s the African pilot from soul plane!!!!!

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  • December 11, 2018 at 7:07 am
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    Poor people dominate sports. This is what the economic meta-analysis has shown. Poor people spend more time playing sports, against other poor kids who also spend more time playing sports, while kids in the suburbs have netflix and youtube and other shit that splits up their time dramatically. It's literally the product of time usage and opportunity, and that is all. That is why the economic meta-analysis shows.

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  • December 11, 2018 at 6:32 pm
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    Such a good impression of Bernie Mac

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  • December 11, 2018 at 6:41 pm
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    Nigerian? Born in Nebraska 😂

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  • December 24, 2018 at 6:52 pm
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    Now This is funny

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  • December 25, 2018 at 3:03 am
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    This man is excellent.

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  • January 5, 2019 at 7:36 am
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    Give Godfrey a special you artards, long overdue

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  • January 10, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    High-quality video! Continue producing worthy content and you'll grow quickly! Subscribe to our channel and we should subscribe back!

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  • January 16, 2019 at 8:46 am
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    lot of white people

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  • February 5, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    Not dominating the most important sport in the world. And never will, because it's played with the brain first.

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  • March 1, 2019 at 6:16 pm
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂 that south accent

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  • March 25, 2019 at 8:31 am
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    Hahahaha

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  • April 8, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    Petition for Godfrey to get a Netflix special immediately!

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  • April 28, 2019 at 1:57 am
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    I’ve seen him twice live in the last 6 months and he’s way funnier than your favorite comic. He should have a Netflix special by now.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 10:39 am
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    The funniest comedian is not neccesarily the most famous..wow..they decide who they push into the limelight.

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  • June 25, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    So funny! Kevin heart ain't this funny!

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  • June 30, 2019 at 1:16 pm
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    That trumpet sound effect in the beginning is from Shadow The Hedgehog’s Circus Park lol

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  • July 28, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    Godfrey!!! 😂🤣

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    Saw him in dc a few months ago. Very funny guy and intellectual.

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  • August 5, 2019 at 10:32 pm
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    No they dont dominate.All football & basketball black people are better.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    I actually cant believe that he's 50 years old

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  • September 15, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    N

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  • September 18, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    https://www.petitions.net/netflix_special_for_godfrey
    It's about time for him to get his own special! If you agree please sign the petition so we can show netflix how many people would love that

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:01 pm
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    Except for college sports and hockey he's right

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Truuuuue Rolltide

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Godfrey so stupid😂😂😂
    5150 baby!!!

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  • October 10, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    Give Godfrey a Netflix special

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  • October 11, 2019 at 2:59 pm
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    That was fucking hilarious.

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  • October 17, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    This guy is hilarious 😂😂😂

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  • October 19, 2019 at 11:08 am
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    Tiger woods Is biracial though. Let's be honest. And Matt Boling Is about be the Eminem version sprinting.

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  • November 4, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    Comedic Genius

    Godfrey
    Rock On

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  • November 5, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    5051!

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