Even More of the World’s Strangest Sports (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade


We’ve talked a lot about
college and pro sports tonight. Now let’s take a trip
around the world to look at some
lesser-known athletes in Lights Out Sports Update. Bob Menery here. Welcome to the
Lights Out Sports Update. Bringing you stunning examples of athleticism
from around the globe. Our first story
takes us to Wales, or as it’s known
to the rest of the world, Scotland with a brain injury. The World Cup of
Bumming Out a Dog is underway. This poor pup has to be
a (bleep) clown and jump nine inches through
this dipshit’s hoop. Literally any dog can do that. Even a cat could pull it off. Hell, my dog Scooter
could clear that jump, and he lost three
of his legs in Vietnam. Well, this guy
is clearly moving the hoop, but no flag from the refs. This is the Tom Brady of dogs, because we all just watched
his owner cheat, and I guess we’re saying,
(bleep) it. Take a look at what’s going on
in New Zealand, a country that makes
the Old Zealand look like a wheelbarrow full
of hog shit. Check out this kid displaying
exceptional athleticism, while this goofy-ass horse just hangs out
and thanks horse Jesus that he isn’t being turned into
(bleep) glue. -Jesus, Magoo,
-(horse whinnies) somebody make her a goddamn
Avenger, pronto. And now we’re headed
to Alabama, so hide your (bleep) money
in your sock. Spade, I’m being told
that this is the final event of the domestic violence
decathlon. You’ve got this lady
being whipped around by the back
of a (bleep) riding mower. As is customary, we have the ceremonial jumping
of the rope, where two dipshits
from the crowd hop over it as it passes. Now, the game will continue until Bobbi Jo here
slides under the mower and gets Jamba Juiced
into a thick mist. And, finally,
we make our way to… how the (bleep)
do you pronounce this bullshit? Is that a real country, or did (bleep) Scrabble board
have an aneurysm? It’s full contact juggling between a couple of pussies. Call me when these chumps
are whipping chainsaws around. Did you see that, Spade? That douchebag just hit him
with his (bleep) bowling pin. It’s getting ugly
between these two knob goblins. And just like that, it is over. They’re hugging it out,
but the guy who lost is thinking,
“Choke on shit, needle dick. I know where you live.” That’s gonna wrap it up for tonight’s
Lights Out Sports Update. Back to you in the studio,
Spade. (cheering and applause) Well, that was nice, huh? Wow. That’s a lot of aggression. -SPADE: I know,
a lot is going on. -Oh, my God. -A lot in two minutes there.
-OSWALT: Yeah, yeah.

59 thoughts on “Even More of the World’s Strangest Sports (feat. Bob Menery) – Lights Out with David Spade

  • October 2, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Juggling is too gay even for Tim Dillon

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:43 am
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    Stop with the LOUD EXIT MUSIC!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    Where are the BALLS??!!! Guy Sports always have BALLS!! because Guys Like Playing With Their Balls. !!! No Wonder There Was SO Much Aggression. There Were No BALLS Being Played With In These Sports! BALLS!! and wavin' their dicks around, too!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    best late night show

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    Tongue punching?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:48 am
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    Lol im from wales
    Some say its scotland,with a brain injury lmao

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    love this comentator.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    DAVIDFUCKINSPADERULEZ!!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    Is this the old narrator for The Onion ?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:00 am
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    Funny shit The narrator is hysterical! This should be a weekly feature.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    I love this segment. The narrator is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 love Lights Out!!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    How about lights out on the awful laugh track! Who's the genius at Comedy Central that thought fake laughter equals ratings?!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    The Tom Brady of dogs watching his owner cheat

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    Soooo OOLLLDDDD

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    True vulgarian …funnier without sound

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    was that swaggersouls?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    "Makes the Old Zealand look like a wheel barrel full of hog shit" god damnitttt I love this show

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:05 am
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    Lmao omg that was good!!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    Back to you in the studio Spade. Lol

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:39 am
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    Lauren Sivan looks beautiful on that dress

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    Choke on shit, needle dick, I know where you live.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:31 am
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    Most of comments so far liked this narrator Bob something. Perhaps that will convince him that he is funny.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    I love that, Jamba Juiced by the mower. I wish they made more crazy horror films like Final Destination where that crazy crap happened. Also, remember 1,000 Ways to Die?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    I demand more david spade or I will riot like antifa

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:45 am
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    Who are these rude people watching but not liking?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:31 am
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    No close-up of the babe comedienne?! I protest.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:33 am
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    Narrator’s a legend

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:59 am
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    Lol talkin some serious shit

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  • October 2, 2019 at 9:32 am
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    The American version of Ozzy Man Reviews

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    >combat juggling's not from @kyrgyzstan (*there's not nearly as many white ppl, as it shows in the video, there)…it's european (@EU &/or USA) ;
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_(juggling)#Competition

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:18 am
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    The narrator turned me off this completely. Shouting and sweary … but not funny at all. I'd axe this segment

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    Dude these segments are fucking amazing.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    Ok mister football with your hands

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  • October 2, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    Love David Spade for getting Bob menery!!!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    Bob Menery the commentator is hilarious love his sport segment

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    Not gonna lie- I’d be all over that giant slip and slide/tractor combo.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    LOVE THIS! Domestic violence decathlon? genius!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    OMG that was excellent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    For the record I have never seen a full episode, but I watch the fuck out of the clips. why not post the entire thing?

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  • October 2, 2019 at 6:57 pm
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    I love this show! Fuck Jimmy Kimmel!!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    Really love Lights Out Sports Update!

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  • October 2, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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    Somebody make her an Avenger. Lol

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:56 pm
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    gets jamba juiced xD

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    Really laugh machines

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:49 pm
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    David spade is the drummer in the band “garbage”

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  • October 3, 2019 at 12:06 am
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    “Hide your f***ing money in your socks”? That’s not Alabama, that’s our lord and savior FloridaMan

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  • October 3, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    This is funny as shit but drop the laugh track, it’s distracting.

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  • October 3, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    That Narrator is amazing, is what he says scripted off the cuff or a bit of both? Which ever way keep it up its hilarious.

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Ahhh, Menery, you gorgeous Sonofa Bitch, I owe you shot to the choad, you longitudinally challenged turd burgler

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    The Best Sports on YouTube!

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  • October 3, 2019 at 8:47 am
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    Canned laughter is ALMOST as rampant as it was in Big Bang Theory. Which was trash

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  • October 3, 2019 at 11:48 am
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    Always nice when they throw in a Brady/NE cheating burn.

    On a side note: You know Spade is always going to have hot chicks around him. He doesn't care how stupid or tepid they are, as long as they look good.

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    Too much foul language.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    Jajajaja MAS!

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  • October 6, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    Dude doing the commentary is hilarious

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    Amazing spokesman

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  • October 10, 2019 at 12:29 am
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    thanks horse JESUS!!!! < LMAO ( sorry #realjesus ) 1:02

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  • October 12, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    That is the best sports segment I've ever witnessed

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  • October 18, 2019 at 6:47 am
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Omg! That sports update‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣more! More! More!

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