5 Annoying Things People with Perfect Pitch Do


Eddy: Here you go. Premium oolong tea. Brett: Aw, thank you. Cheers. Eddy: Mmm. That’s an F. Did you know that? Eddy: Did you know? It’s an F. mmm. Eddy: Could you tell? *Brett blowing bottle* Eddy: B. mmm. B. Eddy: ah ah. Eddy: F. Well, the first one was an F. The second one was slightly out of… Eddy: You know what note that is? *MRT beeping* Eddy: Da da da. It’s a B! *Brett slams the pillow* Eddy: That’s an E flat. Brett: Well, guess what pitch this is! Eddy: Ahh!! Brett: It’s a G, G, G, G! Eddy: Actually, it’s an F sharp! Eddy: Ahh!!
Brett: G! G! Brett: What’s this piece again? It sounds so familiar. Eddy: It’s clearly Beethoven style and the key is clearly F major. Eddy: We all can tell that it’s F major, right? So this F major – symphony beethoven’s clearly symphony number six. Eddy: Logic Eddy: I think you should learn this piece.
Brett: Yeah, okay. Brett: Let me try. Da.. Da.. Na.. Na.. Na.. Eddy: The first note’s an A. Eddy: D! Eddy: Isn’t that obvious? Can’t you hear? Brett: Yeah… Yeah… I can try. Eddy: G! Oh my god.
Brett: G Sharp? Eddy: Noo… G natural! Eddy: Can’t you hear anything? Brett: More like can’t you hear you sound like someone with no friends? Brett: So recently I read that number one cause of heart attacks is not diet or smoking, but in fact it’s genetics. Eddy: Whoa. Eddy: You know, speaking of genetics, do you think perfect pitch is genetics? Eddy: or can it be trained? because for as long as I can remember I think I’ve had perfect pitch. Eddy: But, also vaguely remember training it… So, I don’t know. Am I just born with it? Eddy: What’s wrong? Is everything okay? Brett: My girlfriend broke up with me! My boyfriend broke up with me! Brett: My friend was in a car crash – it’s too much… Eddy: Yes, but… Do they have perfect pitch? Brett: They don’t. Eddy: Then, it doesn’t matter.
Brett: That’s right. Eddy: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “Guess what note this is”. *Eddy hums note* Brett: G
Eddy: Nah! It’s an E flat. But, good try. I am sure you will get there one day. *Eddy hums happily*

100 thoughts on “5 Annoying Things People with Perfect Pitch Do

  • August 3, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    Hold on I'm confused
    It isn't normal to be able to hear that certain things sound the same as musical notes?

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  • August 4, 2019 at 10:59 am
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    Taipei B hahaha

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  • August 4, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Do they have perfect pitch?
    They don't
    Then it doesn't matter, BECAUSE EDDY CAN BE YOUR BOYFRIEND INSTEAD👉

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  • August 5, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    Thinking of using this video with my music appreciation students when I introduce pitch. Love you guys!

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  • August 5, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    0:52 loooool

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  • August 6, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    It's a G ah G ah G ah😂

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    00:48 i'll wait til someone write domestic violence themed fanfic about em. i'll wait. i'll wait.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:28 pm
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    I'M SORRY, BUT
    2:26
    BI CONFIRMED

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  • August 6, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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    Hiroshima: gets bombed
    Eddy: It's going to Bb

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    0:32 台北捷運。板南線。忠孝新生站

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    Hey, perfect pitch is somewhat of a disability. It's painful to hear things out of tune.

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  • August 8, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    Perfect pitch is born, not created.

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  • August 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    I didn't know that my perfect pitch is so annoying!!! 😱

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  • August 8, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    You forgot the sudden realization they have: "Wait….you mean you can't do that too? I thought everyone could just tell what note was playing…"

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  • August 8, 2019 at 5:51 pm
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    Can we not ignore 0:48 that Eddy has a nice ass? 😂

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  • August 9, 2019 at 12:09 am
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    1:52
    I am crying 😭
    Why Brett what have I ever done to you.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:56 am
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    Brett is me when my cousin has perfect pitch.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    For people in the comments section bragging about tHeIr pErfEct piTch, don't mix up perfect pitch with just strong relative pitch. LOL.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    Can I tune my voice with a guitar tuner?

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    Mine's a pedigree Labrador and she responds to 50 different commands. She's a perfect bitch in my eyes.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    I didn't understand anything. Is E flat somehow related to earth is flat?

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    When eddy said "it's a B" he kinda sounds like the voice actor of the bee in the bee movie🤣🤣

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    Am i the only one noticing the Death Note theme ?

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    hate to be that guy, but isn't it an E at the beginning, NOT an F?

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    TBH I can't sing in a normal non professional choir anymore since I can't stand it anymore…
    It's so annoying if you know what it should sound like and you can clearly hear how some voices are off by half or quarter a note…
    It seriously hurts but I can't help it….
    It's really not funny :c

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:45 pm
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    let us not forget
    when the band director goes around with a tuner
    and one mentally guesses whether someone’s pitch is sharp or flat
    without looking at the tuner
    and one guesses correctly.
    mental dab

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  • August 13, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    0:04 I hear an E.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:40 am
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    Brett 跟Eddy 在台灣!?

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    This video is making me feel like I have perfect pitch, cause I know I can do some of these things tha they were doing.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:46 am
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    -what's ur quirk?
    -well u see…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    Honestly in those situations I can relate to the guy with the perfect pitch..

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    So basically i have relative pitch, so once given a starting note and im told what that note is, i basically base everything off that note, and every note i hear i can tell pretty much perfectly, but if im given the wrong note, then it's carnage. So i have a friend with perfect pitch, and one day out of the blue she told me that the audio used for the IGCSE music exam's set work no1(brandenburg) is actually down half a step due to them using baroque instruments or something. I didn't rlly care bout it too much tbh at the time, until we were doing the mock exam a couple days later and after hearing the first piece, (which was played first because the teachers were lazy) I could not stop registering every single FUCKING note as half a step lower, and it confused the hell out of me because (i did study) i know the notes of the set piece and they didn't fucking match up with what i was hearing lmao. (so basically my brain assumed the Dflat note at the start of brandenburg as a D, and everything was messed up and all the notes are therefore down a step when i hear it) thank god she told me that it was actually down a step, so i could adjust, and probably figure out that i wasnt going crazy, but i would have probs failed the exam without her so thank god perfect pitched people exist lmao

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    Minecraft songs in the bg

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:02 pm
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    You guys were mentioned in the podcast SYSK on perfect pitch! Though I think they called you Japanese lol

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  • August 16, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    2:58 i was thinking E, and then he it was Eb, I WAS SO DAMN CLOSE

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    i literally didn’t know what perfect pitch was until someone told me it’s not normal to be able to distinguish every note u hear

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    The moment when you know you have a perfect pitch, but you never learned to play instruments and you don't know the notes 😅

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    You know all babies are born with perfect pitch so we all had it once in our lives although most babies lose the ability at 8 months old and only some retain in for the rest of there lives

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  • August 18, 2019 at 10:47 pm
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    2:51 buuut actually he is telling the g note from the beginnig of Jeopardys Theme🤓

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    When I was 6 years old, I was told I had perfect pitch…but I seem to have lost it along the way.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    What's the background song at around 0:20 ?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    Tip from a singer who doesn't have perfect pitch. Anytime you want to know the key of a piece just find the tonic scale pick out a few notes then sing the tonic scale associated with them ..you can use a piano at first to help you recognize the scale ….it works ..you don't need perfect pitch to do stuff…where there is a will there is a way 🙂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    2:20 NUU DON’T COMMIT A YURIIIII

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  • August 21, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    I guessed G as well 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    me: did you hear that
    him: what??
    me: its a G
    him: really??
    me: no I just made that up

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Wait so if I get it mostly correct I have an almost perfect pitch😂? Or was it by unconsciously practicing😆

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    0:41 This part is hilarious

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    I agree, my dad’s has it and he always freaks me out!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:15 am
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    01:35
    At that rate I laughed so hard hahahhhah
    "Isn't it obvious?"
    "Cant you hear"?

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:17 am
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    I'm a singer. I don't have perfect pitch, and when I was in high school, I presented the piano teacher/accompanist with a song she didn't know from Wicked. She asked me, in the hallway, to sing the beginning, just so she got the feel of it. I did as she asked.
    Her only comment afterwards was that it sounded so weird, because the sheets I'd given her clearly stated that I should start on A, and I started on an F#.
    Like….. If it mattered so much, couldn't she, with her perfect pitch, just have given me an A????

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    For a second I thought you guys came to Taiwan.
    Looking forward for your visit though.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    More like a perfect bixch. 🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    do they have perfect pitch?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    IT IS SO ME !!! sound of clock sound of door SLAM. Sound of train sound sirine. Sound of EVERYTHING !!!!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    Guys can someone help me here. What's the name of the piece at 1:22? I definitely heard it before but I can't remember the name.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    Are you guys both from Taiwan?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:08 pm
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    2:28 at the crying scene i thought he'd say "You're crying in g-flat" or something like that. xD

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  • August 27, 2019 at 10:55 am
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    0:34 recorded at 忠孝新生lmao😂😂😂

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  • August 27, 2019 at 10:37 pm
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    I don’t get how perfect pitch works

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    For anyone compelled to write 21+ Wattpad ff about these two, please include perfect pitch commentary during 'pillow talk'.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    if you're perfect pitch like me try this out … get a out of tuned piano and play it lol=) whenever I play on that piano (literally half pitch down by the way ) my eyes and ears seem like lying to me …thats very very weird ,I ve another piano tuned of corse but this one is like joke , love torturing to my ears lol.. loves and hugs to my perfect pitches friends

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    so.. who has the perfect pitch?

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    My dad probably has it but he can't read sheet music. He can, however, play accordion, harmonica and citera (the latter he made himself, he's a woodcarver). He just figures them out. Dad how.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 9:48 am
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    I have perfect pitch and I dont do this

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    I guessed D at the end… close enough?

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    Of all these note names, I only know something about C#

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  • August 30, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    Omg it happened again I got f right wth

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  • August 30, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    this is just too funny

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  • September 1, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    0:10 The first 15 seconds of the video made me laugh so hard 😂

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  • September 1, 2019 at 8:45 pm
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    1:47 when i practice and people tell me to stop

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  • September 2, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    0:46 "Animal abuse"

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  • September 2, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Because pitch is an arbitrary quantity as a product of human deliberation and decissions by some science board a so called perfect pitch does not exist.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 9:11 pm
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    Haha man .. I love these two~
    "I'm so fabulous" sassy snaps

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  • September 3, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    My family is composed by 5 musicians.

    Guess who is the only one who doesn't have perfect pitch.

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:16 pm
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    Perfect pitch causes incredible T H I C C N E S S 0:49

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  • September 4, 2019 at 7:08 am
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    People with perfect pitch can tell you what notes their farts are…

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  • September 4, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    Do you know that song is gymnopedie 1

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  • September 4, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    Holy shit these dudes are butt ugly.

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do Do Si La Sol Fa Mi Re Do.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    only perfect bitches saying they have perfect pitch

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  • September 6, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    Ohhh you guys are from taipei

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  • September 6, 2019 at 10:14 am
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    This is just 3 minutes of letting Brett know he doesn’t have perfect pitch

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  • September 6, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    What's the chance that a random tone would be about the same pitch as the ones in a 12-tonal western one?
    Pretty low, pretty low.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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    I HEARD A E MAJOR

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    0:51 💀💀

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  • September 7, 2019 at 7:52 am
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    people with perfect pitch are the vegans of the music world

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  • September 7, 2019 at 8:08 am
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    Bitch i thought the thumbnail was Eugene from the try guys

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:20 am
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    I have perfect pitch, but i'm not this anoying….

    BUT I'M NOT SAYING I AIN'T GONNA BE ONE HAHAHAHA

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    My goodness, each n every video is so hilarious 😂 😂

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  • September 8, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    Composer Nancy Wertsch has perfect pitch. My folks sang in a choir with her. In rehearsals, they would deliberately sing a quarter-tone flat, just to mess with her.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:59 am
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    台北的捷運!!(可能就只有我在乎這個

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    How do they know I cant even guess the note how do you practice that

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  • September 9, 2019 at 2:03 pm
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    0:43 BL…?

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  • September 9, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    eddy: guess the note hmmmmmmm
    brett: G
    me: E
    eddy: it’s an Eb
    me: FUCK

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  • September 10, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    What’s the name of the piece in number 3?

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  • September 10, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    I don’t know if I have perfect pitch or not cuz I honestly can’t read music that well ( I don’t ask I literlaly don’t even know how I managed to play piano all these years 🤦🏻‍♀️) but whenever someone makes a sound or something I can always tell what key it is on the piano? Like I won’t know the name but I’d know exactly where that sound is 😂

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    Oh wait are you Taiwanese???

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  • September 11, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    yess taiwan mrt lol

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:25 am
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    On the other hand, when people find out you have perfect pitch: oH My gOD wHaT nOtE Is ThIs?

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